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To wish the titles in the sex topic were less repulsive?

153 replies

Bickwood · 20/03/2016 21:23

Envy
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HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 00:41

Ahhhh. Well, you learn something every day!

Maryz · 21/03/2016 00:49

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Sallyingforth · 21/03/2016 11:34

You really, really don't want to google it

To wish the titles in the sex topic were less repulsive?
LuciaInFurs · 21/03/2016 11:40

Yabu.

Owllady · 21/03/2016 12:20

I'm just completely Confused

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 21/03/2016 12:33

why why why do I never learn worried my bacon sarnie will revisit me.

UmbongoUnchained · 21/03/2016 12:37

😬

HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 12:39

I can't tempt you into buying some straws then?!

SecretWitch · 21/03/2016 12:41

Alrighty then, I'm going in..

UmbongoUnchained · 21/03/2016 12:52

May the force be with you

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 21/03/2016 16:33

I can't tempt you into buying some straws then?! Grin only for the ginger beer that I am not pouring on my lamb roast.

HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 16:35

Secret...you've not been back to tell us how it went!

Ginger beer on lamb is a deviance too far, Step! Wink

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 21/03/2016 16:58

I agree, too kinky for me!

hippopootamus · 21/03/2016 17:02

What's the problem? Aren't we all adults here? Why so squeamish?

Owllady · 21/03/2016 17:19

About fisting or felching? I could not possibly think why

FreeSpirit89 · 21/03/2016 18:19

Yabu - how did you get those DC anyway?

People have sex. So long as it's between two consenting adults who cares!

Sparklingbrook · 21/03/2016 18:25

I managed to have 2 DC without it involving Fisting. Unless you count the sweep I had before DS2 was born that is.

Flumplet · 21/03/2016 18:27
LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 21/03/2016 18:27

Aren't we all adults here?

Grin

No.

Flumplet · 21/03/2016 18:29
Grin
Sparklingbrook · 21/03/2016 18:30

Wine Flumplet

FreeSpirit89 · 21/03/2016 18:32

There's something people say in the kink world, which is your link is not my kink.

Fisting believe it or not is quite mild. It's when you start getting to bliwjobs until you vomit and adult baby play that it gets weird.

HairySubject · 21/03/2016 18:33

Oh my word. I Google it every time! Should have learnt from munting. Don't google that by the way. But felching? How yummy.

Sparklingbrook · 21/03/2016 18:34

Is KinkWorld like Alton Towers?

Flumplet · 21/03/2016 18:36

Ticket for two to kinkworld for dh and me please!! Sounds like a fun place!