To think I actually have SIX jobs?

[pavlovapippa]

Find it very amusing when someone asks me 'so what do you do?' as I could be here all day listing everything... events, characters, nanny, model, dance, recruit..... Sleep.... Do it all again Lol

I should just say "portfolio career" or carry around my CV with me everywhere when asked!

I work 30 hours a week and have two primary age children.

I am chauffeur, dog walker, home maker, cleaner, laundrette, meal planner, cook and chef,paper work organiser, bill payer, cheque banker, grocery shopper, telephone enquirer, homework overseer, sports training spectator, shoulder to cry on, friend and family supporter good times and bad. And I buy our lottery ticket if I remember 😳

Wish I could be a SAHM but bank balance says NO!

But can you sing?

Actually PAULyes I can, I've got a good renadition of head shoulders knees and toes (though even that's work based!). I have the X Factor

Can you superhero?

Yeah I can push and glide! Oopsie have my profession away! I tell the kiddies I'm Wonder Woman

Given my....

I put a plaster on DS's knee. That must make me a brain surgeon!

I post on MN most days. That makes me a published author!

Oh Samantha Brick Pippa, I'm really warming to you. You can stay

Nat you are supposed to report, not troll hunt on the thread. And after reporting thrugh the proper channel, wait for MNHQ to do something drums fingers, waits

Sorry rabbit I don't know the mumsnet rules. I just came back on mumsnet after a break and this is the first thread I clicked on and I'm shocked to see this is still going on! Will report now.

Ps I loled at 'troll hunt'

I'm with you dixie. I would rather eat my own toenails than be a children's entertainer. Although I suppose going by the op's definition of job I am actually a children's entertainer most Sundays when teach Sunday school. Actually, maybe I am the Archbishop of Canterbury..,

Love it how you say 'successful' company. I generally assume all companies are, it's not like anyone would introduce themselves 'hi I'm x and I work in a failing company'

Awwww can't we keep the fun trolls??

Hi Nat - sorry I didnt want to make you feel bad, just unsubtly noting that I had reported and nothing happened yet. its still not good etiquette to call troll on a thread though, in the nicest possible way-

Awch, why are people spoiling the fun?! Pipz threads are awesome!

How have I missed this? I have just emptied the litter tray. Does that make me a feline waste disposal technician?
I had a holiday job in the late 80's spending 10 hours a day putting inserts into Filofaxes in a factory with no natural light. We'd get really excited when we got 'special' ones to do eg I remember doing one for dentists which had lots of pictures of teeth and ads for dental equipment < stops inane rambling and gets ready for bed >

How often do people ask you what you do though, and why is it amusing?

I don't really see the point of your OP, except to boast.

No MissHoolies, that makes you a successful feline waste disposal technician.

Tbh, Pipz is very Romy and Michele.

'We're business women.'

Bet she invented the post it...

You could also say it makes you a shit stirrer, MissHoolie