To think that Cheryl F-V's 'romance' with Liam Payne is a publicity stunt

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I mean who really gives a crap who she's shagging but oh no, she has to offer hints via social media and then the big unveiling of this latest celebrity 'couple', photos of them hand-in-hand on a dinner date [vom]

And just in case any of the plebs don't quite get that this is 'true love', she wears a big fuck off gold necklace spelling it out

Is Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, or whatever the fuck her surname is this week, a big tedious, attention seeking bore or AIBU?

"Is there a baby now?"

My imaginary tiny popstar group? No...not yet.

The other babies, who knows according to the internet, lol

Vertigo - yup. There is a full 'solved' article on it but I can't find it so this talks about the adoption shenanigans.

Reading that back I appear to know far too much about two z-listers who I have zero interest in

Love a bit of sleb gossip - and a good conspiracy theory. I have wasted hours reading BG. It's utterly compelling!

What's the deal with the Beckham divorce? The clothes thing too is it a tax break or a vanity project like the photography?

Oooh this thread is now a bit like that other thread we had recently with all the latest celeb goss and secrets. On that thread people were suggesting that DB is serially unfaithful and wants a divorce but is always persuaded by VB and their management that its better to stay together. I feel quite sorry for her :(

I hadnt heard about the Jonas baby - fascinating. So do they now have a real adopted baby living with them??!

AFAIK the clothes thing is genuine. The marriage IDK. There have been loads of blinds about them splitting but they are still together, so who knows? I remember reading a book which was published by one of the original 3am showbiz reporters some years back. In it she wrote about the time when the whole Rebecca Loos thing kicked off, and they went off skiing. There was a whole 'playful' piggy-back type scenario where they mucked about, all in front of the cameras. Apparently the moment they went back into their chalet the smiles dropped and she cracked him straight across the face.

Re: Jonas baby - yes there is a real live baby Allegedly adopted though who knows if that's true?

Whilst I love to read all about the trashy, sordid, make-believe and complex world of celebrities, I suspect the truth is actually rather boring.
Too boring.
I believe the crazy stories are made up to cover the fact that there is nothing very celeb/rock and roll about all these people.
The truth is they are just like us, but that cannot be allowed. Therefore crazy scandals galore.

The Beckham thing is interesting. Why didn't they sue Rebecca Loos?

I suppose there is an argument that suing her would give her claims some degree of credibility, whereas ignoring and moving on means that she is now largely, if not entirely, forgotten.

I dethrone they did sue her.

I don't think they did sue her.

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They didn't sue her. They let it quietly drop.

I'm not really sure who the Jonases are. Are they a modern version of Hanson?

Ooh look. Solved this evening

I nearly posted that earlier too! Do wonder if the 3rd gay band member is Liam and that might explain why he has his own reasons for the Cheryl & Liam stunt.
Does it say its solved?

Yeah, Graham Norton is the "solved" bit, but it doesn't say which three. Well, I can take an educated guess about two of them...

Apparebtky Taylor swift is also gay and a professional beard (Harry)

Which makes me wonder now about Calvin Harris.

To be fair, the Jonas child does look like a Jonas...

And what is the point of the Louis baby stunt if it will come out that he's not the father? Firstly, I'd imagine a young man with his money would have had a DNA test arranged within days of the birth. And if the baby isn't his, then why go through all this hoopla just for the end result to be 'Well we all knew he's not the type to have sex with a woman!'

Primal Lego you are my people! I had no idea there were any secret Larries on Mumsnet!

I'm a reverse Larrie, as Harry is (obviously) going to be mine so can't be with Louis.

Thanks for bringing this to my attention OP

I still couldn't pick Briana out of a line up. I swear she is a different person every time we get a new photo of her.

Allegedly one pic she posted was not her, but Amber something or other, a blogger Barefoot Blonde, who is her cousin.

But this is from the mad 1d fandom world.

Haha, i prefer Louis.

Yes i think Taylor is with Karlie Kloss the model?

I dont really get the idea behind Babygate either, but i thiiink it was all just for a) publicity and b) to make people believe in his heterosexuality. Intrigued as to where it'll go from here but i am not holding my breath for any coming out any time soon. Just a paternity denial.

Then there's the whole christiano Ronaldo thing...

I don't know where the fuck I've been but I didn't even know she had split from that Jean Bernard guy!