To think that Cheryl F-V's 'romance' with Liam Payne is a publicity stunt

[SeaMagic]

I mean who really gives a crap who she's shagging but oh no, she has to offer hints via social media and then the big unveiling of this latest celebrity 'couple', photos of them hand-in-hand on a dinner date [vom]

And just in case any of the plebs don't quite get that this is 'true love', she wears a big fuck off gold necklace spelling it out

Is Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, or whatever the fuck her surname is this week, a big tedious, attention seeking bore or AIBU?

[Sparklingbrook]

Has he got an enormous bum tattoo as well?

[JolseBaby]

No he has a tattoo of some roses. She has an arse covering which is very floral - ergo it's a soul match. On that basis it's bad news for DH, as my dodgy nineties tatts mean that I'm a true love match for about 30% of the population...

[Sparklingbrook]

Ooh it's all in the roses.

[JuxtapositionRecords]

But if she was gay and considering her career is dwindling rapidly, coming out would propel her right up the tabloids. Why would she hide it?

[JuxtapositionRecords]

Also Kimberley has been with her husband for years. Hmm I'm now too over invested in this..

[TheSpottedZebra]

Yay, Jolse you have so many true love matches. And they're all your age, so that's nice.

I don't have a tattoo. I am destined to be alone

[MintyChapstick]

Of course it's a publicity stunt. She's just awful, I remember her from Popstars the Rivals where she was foul mouthed and tone deaf. In fact Nadine was the only member of Girls Aloud who could sing.

[MrsPMT]

haha absolutely OP total publicity stunt, IMO.

[TheSpottedZebra]

I wanted Leo, when he won his oscar, to dedicate it all to Lucas. If he'd made some kind of 'He's the king of my world' type quip, that would have been so much the better.

[ClarenceTheLion]

The tattoo is no big deal imo. The 1D boys treat their bodies like human scribble pads.

[XiCi]

That would have been amazing Zebra. Instead he's having to smuggle Lukas quietly into the afterparties. Feel sad for them

[BunnyTyler]

She's just so desperate to stay 'current', when she's not and hadn't been for some time.

YY to a Simon Cowell stage-managed showmance to garner attention for next series of X Factor, which is long past its use-by date.

[ijustwannadance]

Liam's choices post 1D;

Go in the Big Bro house
Go on strictly
Go in the jungle
Go on celeb masterchef
Go on the jump
Pretend to be shagging chezza.
Hover around for 10 years for Gary and Robbie (sorry, Zayn and Harry!) to keep trying to outdo each other before getting the band back together.

PP was right, he is too dull for tv.

[VinceNoirLovesHowardMoon]

She's another of those boring celeb women who identifies herself by the man she's shagging. She's had 3 surnames in the public eye and presumably she's not going to stay F-V forever. It's embarrassing.

[JuxtapositionRecords]

Leonardo DiCaprio is rumoured to be gay too?? But he has had so many girlfriends!

I'm so naive

[FellOutOfBedTwice]

I have never heard the gay rumours. Not sure I believe it but it would kind of make sense as nothing else does.

[ClarenceTheLion]

All high profile celebs come with gay rumours! They're all gay, no famous woman ever gives birth to her own babies, and some of those babies aren't even real! (Tomlinson/Cumberbatch). When you start reading into this stuff you can get lost for days! The Cumberbatch stuff alone gripped me every evening for nearly a week until my partner threatened to take my laptop away. And posting one reasonable comment meant I had been sent by her to try to brainwash them. They really do believe BC is in a hostage situation being forced to carry around a Tiny Tears doll as if it were his own child. Fascinating to read about, but being the person at the centre of it all must be terrifying.

[XiCi]

Lukas Hass has been 'crashing in Leo's house' for the last 7 years
Apparently Leo came out in a magazine interview early in his career but his PR asked them to hold it back, then Titanic exploded and he was told it wasn't the right time. That's the story anyway. Explains why he has never had a long term relationship. Bar Rafael has admitted that theirs was a fake relationship in interviews

[ClarenceTheLion]

Yeah...

[Sparklingbrook]

No.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

I'm not at all gay. People saying all women are a bit bisexual drives me nuts.

Obviously nothing against people who are gay. But am not.

[Sparklingbrook]

No

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