All your Tesco Clubcard points add up...

[montymum]

AIBU to want to shout 'No shit Sherlock' everytime the self service check out at Tesco makes this unnecessary statement. I have no idea why it infurriates me so much but it does. Is it just me?

Yes thay does sound like something you'd say in marriage counselling. "I acknowledge that you are hurt by my actions"

My points are crap. Tesco petrol, Tesco groceries, yet all I ever get is about £25 a year (save for Xmas)

I wonder what it does if all your club card points don't add up? I mean, what action could you possibly take following that information??

So pleased I am not alone. Was worried maternity leave had sent me loopy. The sainsbury machines are my friend at the moment as the keep churning out bonus points. We don't shop enough at Tesco for our points to add up to much.

I gave up on the clubcard.
I had one, set it up over 10 years ago. Stopped shopping at tesco after getting maybe £50 in points that I never used as I didn't really understand how.
Restarted shopping there and tried to log into my account online to do online shopping. Forgot password, got in touch with them and they helpfully reset my details and when I logged back in they had taken away all my bloody points
Don't use them at all anymore, use ocado with no points scheme whatsoever but at least I don't feel robbed

My issue are the new Morrissons self service checkouts. I may have responded to it out loud on more than one occasion

"Surprising item on the scale" (that alone had me )
"Hardly surprising, they are only effing strawberries!"

Tesco volume control is at the bottom of the screen. One tap takes it to full volume, two taps mutes the bugger. Do it before you start.

You can just about make it out in this picture.

For us they have added up to flights, two sofas, an XBox one and lots of Pizza Express.