to start another moldies another site where we can be more confidential

[southeastastra]

yes?

[ExitPursuedByABear]

What d'ya want to keep secret then? Go on. Tell us. We won't blab. Honest.

[Sparklingbrook]

I think a BGT style audition with buzzers.

[Onepot]

Gah now i've done a typo....bedtime for me then.

[IPityThePontipines]

Is Moldies still going?

[StepAwayFromTheThesaurus]

Sparkling, the auditions would surely need to come after the initial application stage.

There could be challenges too. I'm imagining something like the crystal maze. Failures would end up being locked in a goady fucker baiting challenge room after failing at it and no be would ever come and get them out.

[Sparklingbrook]

Or The Cube? Or a Gladiator stylee battle?

[SecretWitch]

Well, I think I shall succeed fully in the talent and bathing suit portion of the interview. Wait til you guys see my tap routine!

[Kleptronic]

More like The Krapton Fictor.

[MrsJayy]

I cant believe that hit the papers seriously what a pile of shits

[ThumbWitchesAbroad]

haha - x factor auditions back then, now "downgraded" to BGT auditions

[StepAwayFromTheThesaurus]

I think we can take the least pleasant aspects of all the above programmes and combine them to produce a truly gruelling interview experience.

After all, you want only the truly dedicated to succeed.

[MrsJayy]

Shite not shits, I wish the op would tell us the criteria ?

[Sparklingbrook]

Mandy Holden should be a judge. She is not a MN fan.

[StepAwayFromTheThesaurus]

No, no. Not knowing the criteria adds a delightfully kafkaesque edge to the whole process.

[ThumbWitchesAbroad]

Rather like Mornington Crescent?

[MrsJayy]

Musta been chicagomd oh maybe the op is mandy

[MrsJayy]

Not a clue what mornington crescent is either

[Peyia]

Thanks Chica, I now understand what a Moldie is.

VinegarTits got quoted the quote was basically 'bleep de bleep bleep care. That they're bleeping bleep bleep gone*. Don't know you but adore you!

Now I just need to figure out how to get the stock photo of popcorn so I don't have to think of rubbish to write when place marking! hint at Ipity

[VertigoNun]

Didn't Amanda Holden start her own site monstersnet was it?

[OddSocksHighHeels]

That article is hilarious! How did that make the news?

I don't think I'd do well in an audition. Guess I won't be allowed to join

[BadgersNadgers]

You need to get on to mnhq right now to amend your thread title with 'Sshh Secret Squirrel' at the start so us riff raff will know to not read it.

[MrsJayy]

I love vinegar t*ts so funny was a proper sweary rant wonder if they are still around

[JenEric]

A trick was missed. Should have started a super secret club when honey created bat minge club. You wouldn't have had to bother typing in new usernames or anything then.