So... first takeout pizza of 2016 eventually arrived an hour and a half after it was ordered. Salivating and giddy with excitement I ripped open the pizza box lid to see my (ok, our) texas bbq pizza smothered in pepperoni. That's pepperoni ffs on a chicken and bbq sauce pizza. No consultation or even mention in passing in the intervening 90 minutes. I'm still recovering from the shock.