Cleaner keeps going in the condom pot!

[FarterChristmoose]

We have had a cleaner for 3 weeks, never had one before. When she comes I keep out of her way. She does upstairs on a Tuesday and downstairs on a Friday. I stay downstairs when shes upstairs and upstairs when shes downstairs.

My husband and I keep our condoms in a trinket pot at the back of the drawer in his bedside table.

Last Tuesday I went in the drawer for something and noticed the lid was off. Its not possible for the lid to be just knocked off.

Yesterday I checked the drawer after cleaner had gone and whist the lid was on, the condoms had been messed with, they weren't in a pile. I'd left them in a pile on purpose to see if they were messed with. None had been taken out.

I am pregnant so we're not using them! DH has been away since last Wednesday and is home today so I know it,s not him. The only explanation is the cleaner.

But why???

Why would kids be looking in the condom pot and not taking any though? OP said she'd counted them and although I was a monster goer througher as a child why the condom pot twice without removing any?

Years ago I had a cleaning job for a strangely suspicious lady. One day she asked me to clean her lobby.

While cleaning I found some change, maybe £1.50 in change. When I handed it to her she said "Good. It proves you are honest". I felt really insulted.

I always felt she was trying to catch me out. As soon as I could I left. I noticed she had a constant advert in the newsagent for a cleaner.