to think that people care about the most vacuos shit on mn now

[southeastastra]

have all intelligent people died?

and pah to the spelling mistake

By whose standards? Yours?

Example?

YABU south, you know you are.

All the intelligent people haven't died, they're all on facebook nowadays

Is this a TAAT?

Bit strong innit?

With an opener like yours?? Awkward!

I don't know if they've died, but they've deserted MN - that's for sure. If you find them, let me know. I've just about had enough

South!

Have you had a drink? I hardly see you these days then you pop up late with this kind of thing.

Most people anywhere are vacuous mate. Not just here.

But who is your favourite Khardashian?

Of course I haven't died.

I'm here now, so what sort of interleckshual stuff do you want to yack about?

Do you like bleach?

Worra 😀 thank heavens

Gin.
I am very interlektuual when I has had gin!
(Well I fink so anyhoo!)

Yeah sorry I'm late RJ

I didn't meant to scare you all.

Yanbu.

You are the only one left, the rest of the planet is now populated by vacuous idiots. Soon you will become legend amongst these intellectually inferior beings. A bit like the protagonist in the original I am Legend novella. It's a lonely existence and doesn't end well for him, brace yourself.

All the intelligent people are on Adult Fiction, of course. I am spectacularly intelligent, especially at the moment (having had four pints). I even managed to get all six wedges in a game of Trivial Pursuit this evening, even the Sports one - I'm a bloody genius.

I like a good toilet/shit thread.

You playing silly buggers again South?

how rude

Pah at vacuos, please explain your uber intelligence

Waiting for guns and concerned about a potential slingshot but haven't mastered how to do a cross through thingymajiggy

I was terrified worra. I thought it was just me and - and - THEM

I can't do thinking at the moment. I am on holiday until Monday.

Once I go back to work I shall resume normal service but until then - fuck it. I have wine and chocolate and I'm watching Age of Ultron on bluray that my brother got me for Christmas.

Oh don't worry about them RJ

Chuck em' a chicken nugget and smack them on the nose with a rolled up copy of the Daily Mail, if they get ideas above their station.