to think that people care about the most vacuos shit on mn now

[southeastastra]

have all intelligent people died?

Can I play Honey?

I have ferrero rocher and willing to bribe

I have the Hotel Chocolat deluxe box and 6 bottles of wine.

I think most are dazzlingly bright in rl and come on mn to unwind and talk shit.

Maybe many see it as a debating club, act as if you gave a shit about bridesmaids and win over the audience.

I've ate most of the hotel chocolat Nd drank my chilled wine. I've got no decking chicken nuggets and I don't only read the daily mail online

I'm fucked aren't I

RJ, check out their online post Christmas deals. Dp bought 6 random packs for £12.

It's not too late, I believe it's not contagious, unless the thought police are now in existence.

Can't help ya

I've been out murdering a few thousand more brain cells ... death by vodka

I don't care. I have gin!

X post fucker. Of course I deeply lament the passing of your brain cells.

I only have a few thousand left

You are doing rather better than me. I'm too befuddled to count!

I concur

My braincell died of loneliness

So long as I have 2 brain cells left to make a spark, it's all good.

Mmm this wine is nice. Pity the bottle is empty.

I keep my brain safe. In a shoebox under the bed. I have lost the instructions.
But I have gin. Did I mention the gin?!

What I really fancy right now is a sausage roll, but I'm all out.

I have lots of mini ones but they are in the freezer. Helpful yes?!

I have amaretto and rather nice ginger beer.

Problem is you drink it like cherry coke cod it's just lovely.

What the actual fuck is 'cherry coke cod' please???

You'd bung em' in the oven if you cared Wolfie

It's not a fish dish.

It's a "cos" after a few too many amarettos (amaretti?)

Nah worra. Sorry. If I did that'd be worra torture. You'd still wouldn't be able to eat them.
I have amaretto, gin, vodka, baileys, port, wine, prosecco, chambord, Tia Maria.
Oh shit. I will never be sober!

I have pork and cider sausages in the freezer. All the sausage rolls have been scoffed. Got a few mince pies left (Mary Berry recipe) and there's some Christmas cake. Plus dd's Thomas the Tank birthday cake is still available.

I'm making myself hungry now.

I've moved on from sausage rolls. They're like sooo five minutes ago.

I'm now craving cod in cherry coke

well southsea - I'm sort of intelligent.

And I haven't died.

Yet.

But hey ho that'll happen in the fullness of time.