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To think Tess and Claudia need to shoot their stylist

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Bearbehind · 19/12/2015 21:48

Really?

Claudia looks like she's wearing a sun dress and Tess is giving Simon Cowell a run for his money in the high waisted stakes.

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Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 03:02

another sneering bully has just muscled in i see.

i truly hope that this is not the total sum of your lives.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 03:04

is that an agent code? that only certain people know. How ridiculous.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 03:12

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MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 03:31

'Do you actually have a life rather than sneering?'

Says the weirdo whose written three rambling posts in a row.........

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 03:38

'who's'

'Tsk' to me. Even 'pendants' get it wrong sometimes!

MiscellaneousAssortment · 20/12/2015 04:27

Ooh, is this what the initials GF were made for?

Starts sewing it on decrepit brownie guide dress. Smiles.

Lemonfizzypop · 20/12/2015 05:28

I think I've seen Tess wear an "OKAY" Dress about twice this series, the rest have been minging.

araiba · 20/12/2015 06:21

i think if you comment about how someone looks, you should also post a picture of yourself so everyone can comment about you

liinyo · 20/12/2015 06:25

I love SCD and I love Claudia (CBA about Tess) and I despair of Claudia's clothes, makeup and hair. Whilst I get that she has a signature long fringe/pale lips look which she obviously loves, couldn't they get her dresses that fit her?The dresses she wear swamp her, like a little girl wearing mummy's posh frocks.
The stylists can do it - Zoe Ball has her designated SCD look and it's fab. Why are Claudia and Tess so poorly served?

Roystonv · 20/12/2015 06:32

Yes both are professionals but in tv world they are also objects used to sell the show they are on; they are representatives it is sad then when the stylists let them down.

Fratelli · 20/12/2015 07:21

Yanbu. I can't bring myself to like Claudia's tv personality on anything I've seen her on. I'm sure she wouldn't care what I think and I'm sure she's perfectly nice in rl but she just really irritates me. I love strictly otherwise!

MrsCampbellBlack · 20/12/2015 07:29

There are always lots of rumours that Tess isn't massively liked on SCD - I think she has really upset the stylists.

She is tall, slim and very attractive and yet they dress her so badly.

And that isn't slagging off her appearance merely the dresses she is presumably told to wear.

hollieberrie · 20/12/2015 07:34

I love Claudia - I get the impression that she styles herself, maybe she doesn't listen to what the stylists suggest as she has a strong sense of her own style? I love the slightly scruffy goth look she has going on - I think it suits her.
Agree that Zoe always looks amazing.
Tess less so.

Imustgodowntotheseaagain · 20/12/2015 08:57

I'm less bothered about their frocks than Tess's presenting techniques.

'Pawing the celebs' does not equal 'developing a rapport'

Arguing with the judges is pointless if you have no dance knowledge - At least Brucie had decades of experience

Constantly pointing out how nervous Jay was was just rude.

I'd like to see Zoe Ball and Claudia presenting next year.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 09:02

Me too Imust. Tess can do Loose Women or something.

Imustgodowntotheseaagain · 20/12/2015 09:07

In the spirit of Craig Revel Horwood looking for something positive to say about Katie D - Tess did very well coping with Brucie and keeping him staggering on a few more seasons. I think she's a natural 'glamorous assistant' rather than the boss.

calzone · 20/12/2015 09:08

Gosh!

Didn't expect this thread to turn like it did.......

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 09:08

I am not sure how Tess landed the top job on SCD. What did she present before?

bearleftmonkeyright · 20/12/2015 09:09

Does anyone remember a show on BBC 2 that Claudia used to present where two people stayed in opposite rooms and dated. If they liked each other they would leave together. I really loved it. It was Claudia who presented it wasn't it?

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 20/12/2015 09:12

Blimey, what happened here overnight.Shock.

Sparkers were you called out for a fight?

How fucking bizarre?

Anyway I'd love to see Zoe present the main show but I do like her on the spin off on bbc2.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 09:16

I thought it might have all been a dream Still but apparently not. Grin

Imustgodowntotheseaagain · 20/12/2015 09:22

sparkling her wikipedia entry says she presented a handful of shows like 'Find me a Model' and 'Smash Hits TV.' She's been on Strictly since the start so probably is untouchable.

TheHiphopopotamus · 20/12/2015 09:23

Some weird responses in this thread Grin

Anyway, Tess has grown on me this series, weirdly. The only thing that annoys me about Winkleman is her fringe. It really irritates me to watch her blinking through it, like it's just resting on her eyelashes. Get it cut, woman!

And Vernon Kaye would the kiss of death for Strictly. Everything he presents gets cancelled.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 09:28

I didn't think she had done anything big before SCD Imust. I wonder who else was on the shortlist.

I do think SCD is due an overhaul completely. I would like to watch without recording it first to whizz through all the waffle and cringey presenting.

Imustgodowntotheseaagain · 20/12/2015 09:32

Definitely! Fewer 'joke' VTs would be a start. It's as if they're worried about showing too much dancing in a show about ..er...dancing.

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