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To think Tess and Claudia need to shoot their stylist

216 replies

Bearbehind · 19/12/2015 21:48

Really?

Claudia looks like she's wearing a sun dress and Tess is giving Simon Cowell a run for his money in the high waisted stakes.

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Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:29

ouch, nasty is as nasty does.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:29

White suits remind me of Martine McCutcheon. She was very fond of them back in the day.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:30

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 00:31

I thought for the last programme in the series a ballgown type dress might have been in order not a white suit.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:32

Im actually working so cant drink, even though I love a few and dont have a rod up my arse. Lets not project ay girls.

Nasty is as nasty does.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:34

Fibber. You're pissed as a fart!

And yes, you do seem very nasty. But maybe you can work on fixing that in 2016?

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:36

give me a call at work now then. i will private message you with my number.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:38

Yes. You seem like the pleasant sort of person I'd just love to have a telephone chat with.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:41

Youre the pissed one then obviously. Ive just private messaged you to give me a call.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 00:42

How strange.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:43
Confused

Sending your mobile number to me, a complete stranger, via PM doesn't seem like a very sensible thing to do.

Why would I want to phone you?

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:44

If you're babysitting as you claim to be then get on with your job and stop acting like an utter weirdo on the internet.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:44

whats strange sparkling? would you like me to send you my number too? Lets not forget that certain people arent who they say or profess to be.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:44

Bizarre.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:45

umm whos the nutters Grin

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:45

That would be you dear.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 00:46

Please do not PM me with your telephone number Puffpastry1.

CraigRevelHorwoodsPetCat · 20/12/2015 00:46
Hmm
Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:47

arent you just. give me a call. im genuine, non pissed and doing what i say i am. you however arent. so youre called out.

I hate bullies.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:49

whys that then sparkling? are you more "sparkling" than you profess?

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/12/2015 00:49

You sound unhinged.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 00:49

What are you talking about Puffpastry1?

Dipankrispaneven · 20/12/2015 00:50

Tess makes me nervous. She isn't one of those presenters who I think is fully in control and could cope with anything live going wrong. She can't do spontaneous off the cuff stuff.

Yet she spent years on the alert to cover up Brucie's manifold fluffs, so she pretty obviously can cope.

Puffpastry1 · 20/12/2015 00:51

im very willing to be who i am...

i dont go on the television and slag everyone off because my life is shit. Get one. Bloody bullies.

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2015 00:51

Mmm. I thought they were quite evenly matched Dip.