To think Tess and Claudia need to shoot their stylist

[Bearbehind]

Really?

Claudia looks like she's wearing a sun dress and Tess is giving Simon Cowell a run for his money in the high waisted stakes.

Alec Baldwin had an alcohol problem I seem to recall.

You're a strange little person.

Sending odd private messages, constantly calling people bitches. And at the same time seeing yourself as some sort of moral crusader. Whereas to me you just seem very aggressive and belligerent. And yes, a kind of bully.

Used to have a crush on the Upper Hand McGann. I was a teenager at the time.

Also thought Kellie Bright in that tea bag show was ace. Think I'm the same age as her

Whatever Mizty.

Im sad for you.

I'm happy for the children you're no longer in charge of.

You write as a a bully does.

You really are a (drunken) one trick pony.

Do try and expand your argument dear.

Someone says something you don't like so you proceed to harass them, call them a bitch, seceral times. And then irony of ironies call them a bully.

Too amusing.

Kellie looks bloody awful for 39.

She should get herself to Tess's aesthetic practitioner forthwith.

Oh sorry, forgot the

I'm so not a bitch, see?

Careful MissAlabama, you'll be getting private messages from the Pastry for that.

Im home from work and sober.

Not sure why you keep telling me im not?

You however are probably shit faced.

You also write as a bully does.

Im also glad i dont look after your kids too.

I dont work for people i dont like.

It's ok, I've figured out that pastry is just Vernons MN alias....

He's just trying to initiate some extra marital phone contact by any means possible.

He probably is shit faced. He's got form.

I blame it all on his wife's stylist ....

I'm not sure your employers would be thrilled to continue to allow you to look after their kids if they read this thread. Haven't exactly covered yourself in glory have you?

Ahh that makes sense Alabama...............

Bitterness from years of Family Fortunes. Understandable really.

'You however are probably shit faced.'

No offence, but I have a pretty good grasp of my apostrophes for someone who's supposedly shitfaced. You on the other hand.........well, not so much.

I dont need to.

I do however recognise an on line bully.

Fucking hell, give it a rest eh Puff?

I don't even watch strictly but got drawn in by the noise you're making, you can hear it out on the bloody main menu!

(best bit of the thread, even though it nearly made me heave, was the thought of 'Brucie's manifold fluffs' )

its about apostrophes now is it?

really, has it got that bad.

you write as an online bully does.

'its about apostrophes now is it?'

Well, yes. If you're accusing others of being shitfaced it would be remiss of me not to point out that you write like Shane McGowan after a particularly taxing evening.

'you write as an online bully does.'

You really need to introduce some new phrases into your repertoire.

I don't want to get drawn in further, but is it wrong of me to think of Vern as the unintelligent woman's Prof Bri Cox?