Please RSVP - seriously?

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Official correspondence asking me to 'please RSVP'. Why??? There's no need for please... Rant over

Ha ha! See also PIN number and ATM machine.

Yes - I did like a bit of Brookside back in the day, Jimmy!

YANBU. They should have said 'Please R'.

Sounds like the recorded message when you phone my GP surgery - 'we are currently dealing with other patients at present'

Please respond s'il vous plait thank you por favor merci prego.

Can I throw in 'Christmas Day night'?

Gah.

the next station stop.

Either the next STATION OR THE NEXT STOP.

The advert saying you can 'save up to half price' give me the rage. You can save up to half, or it's half price surely?

YTS SCHEME annoyed me back in the day!

"I could care less"

Arrrrrgh

Ok, Quad bike.

3AM in the morning give me the rage every time!

self I always thought that the next station stop thing was for muppetitious folk who got confused by 1) the train stopping when it's not at a station or 2) the train not stopping at the next station

the next station stop...Either the next STATION OR THE NEXT STOP.

No, I think this one actually means what it says. The next station stop, as opposed to the next seven unscheduled stops before the next station which make your train arrive 40 minutes later than you had planned!

3AM in the morning give me the rage every time!

Yes! It's a line in a song from the 70s, every time I hear it I get the rage too.

EHCP plan, also known as Education, Health AND Care Plan, but frequently mistaken for Education Healthcare Plan plan.

Why are there two errors in this abbreviation? Grrrr....

New and improved.

Well, is it new or is it improved?!

I get uptight when things are 'for free'.

Nope.

They're either 'free' or 'for ££'.

TSB Bank.

Fintan, it's Mike Oldfield's Moonlight Shadow and bugs me too!

How about "reverse back down the lane"?
One of mine, I'm afraid.

"Took my two DCs out this weekend"

So, your two darling childrens?

Should have said - OP YANBU! and neither is anyone else on the thread.

dun muppetitious folk

At the end of a flight and you're told not to get up from you seat until the plane has come "to a complete stop". Either it is stationary or it is not ...