I'm finding it hard to believe that this is basically what I'm reading:
I HAVE A DOLL WOT IS A GROSSLY OFFENSIVE RACIST CARICATURE. I LOVE IT DESPITE KNOWING WHAT IT REPRESENTS. IT'S SOMETHING THAT I WISH TO KEEP IN MY HOME BECAUSE IT WAS THERE WHEN I WAS A CHILD BEFORE PC FORCED ME TO PRETEND THAT I CARE WHETHER IT IS RACIST OR NOT. TO ME IT IS AN INNOCENT REMINDER OF A SIMPLER TIME WHEN YOU COULD USE WORDS LIKE WOG WITHOUT DO GOODERS CLEARING THEIR THROATS AND TUTTING A BIT.
CURIOUSLY, IT'S THE ONLY TOY MY OLD NAN GAVE ME THAT SURVIVED THE FIRE, SEVERAL HOUSE MOVES, THE TEENAGE TOY PURGE AND OTHER EVENTS. IT'S OK IF I LEAVE IT HERE IN THE WINDOW, ISN'T IT? IT'S ONLY HERITAGE RACISM, LIKE AN OLD FUR. WHO MINDS THAT? I DIDN'T ENSLAVE ANYONE, THAT WAS ALL OVER BEFORE I WAS BORN. THIS IS JUST AN EMBLEM OF A KINDER TIME WHEN HIDEOUSLY ABUSED HUMAN BEINGS WERE ROUTINELY DEMEANED IN SEVERAL WAYS WHICH STILL AFFECT THEIR LIFE CHANCES TODAY.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT REPRESENTED A HUMAN BEING SO THAT SHOWS YOU. WHEN I LEARNED THAT IT DID, IT DIDN'T AFFECT HOW I FELT ABOUT OWNING THE DOLL AT ALL, SO OBVIOUSLY IT HAS NO RACIST MEANING FOR ME. AND AFTER ALL, ISN'T THAT WHAT DEFINES RACISM IN THE END? IF I DON'T THINK IT'S RACIST AND TAUNT PEOPLE IN THE STREET WITH IT, IT'S CLEARLY FINE.
DON'T ASK ME IF I CHOSE TO BUY ONE FOR MY CHILD. OF COURSE I DID. BUT I KNOW WELL THAT THAT WAS NOT A POPULAR ACTION AND WHY SO I WILL PRETEND TO LEAVE IT HANGING. WHAT'S IT TO YOU IF I BUY RACIST TOYS? ARE YOU THE LEFTIE POLICE? ANYWAY, IT WAS NOT DRESSED AS A MINSTRAL, IT WAS DRESSED IN PINK SO THERE.
Is there some kind of weird place where you all congregate and let each other know that the gollywog (sorry, thoroughly not racist re-branded golly) topic has arisen?