To hate Alan suagr

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All his rhetoric about anyone can become rich through hard work boils me. Luck has a lot to o with it, far more than any billionaire would ever admit to. Also talking about everyone should move to China if JC comes in, he's just saying that as most of his money is invested in property and he's currently trying to sell off expensive London property to overseas investors - thus making London even more unaffordable to locals. He's benefitted massively from the housing boom that is causing misery for millions .

Yep. I'm sure he's devastated that you feel like this. YABU to not even spell his name right in your title.

Alan Swagger

Never heard of him.

I'm sure he'll lose a lot of sleep over it.

I agree OP. I read an interview with Claude Littner last week and he was talking about when he went for his job interview with Alan Sugar. Apparently he didn't look at him or speak to him. He read through his CV and made a few noises then left the room. Then an assistant came in and told him he had that Alan Sugar liked and wanted to offer him the job. How bizarre and rude?

I like him! Charlie Brooker once said he looked like Mrs Tiggywinkle and once you've seen it, you cannot unsee it.

I didn't used to mind him until he made that comment about JC and moving to China then I just thought oh fuck off you old shitbag.

But I'm sure he wouldn't give a toss about what I think of him.

I agree. It takes a lot of luck as well as hard work to become rich.

Haha! Salem I just googled Mrs Tiggywinkle, I see what you mean.

You will always see that now mrs!

I will ??

Yep. Every time you look at Sugar, he will morph into a washer woman hedgehog.

Might have to watch the apprentice then

This is why I don't watch the Apprentice His cockney barrow boy dun good schtick sticks in my craw. Yanbu.

Not really my cup of tea either. There are studies showing Steve Jobs and the like have psychopathic tendencies. I would rather be me, than damage others as they do.

He is Rita/Roxy from Eastenders Uncle.

His face is very scrotumy and he's a miserable git.

he's horrid. i can't look at him.
he looks like an overdeveloped hairy ginger biscuit.

bearleft that link

I have a mobile phone. A nice shiny iPhone as it happens. It's cut off as I can't afford the bill so I can use wifi and play games that are already downloaded but it's now useless for calls.

I'm also unemployed and homeless. No such as thing as poor though because I have this phone. On a contract. That I can't pay. Righto Alan good to know

Lots of homeless people in Africa have mobile

Mrs I agree, I also thought right-o I hope JC does get in and you fuck off to China.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Lol at Mrs Tiggywinkle

And yes, that article bear linked to

He is really very ignorant isn't he.

Oddsocks hope things get better for you soon . The only thing in that article that really made me laugh was he mentioned the "poor" having microwave ovens! Has he ever seen the inside of a normal person kitchen! My oven has packed in, I can't replace it at the moment but I do have a microwave so that's OK! Bought for the princely sum of £7 in a charity shop

Thank you. I have a phone though so obviously all is good really.

£7 you say? Rolling in it aren't you? Even full price ones don't have to be expensive anyway. A microwave is a strange thing to prove lack of poverty. They probably work out cheaper in terms of bills too I would have thought though not much fun for you having to think up things that can only be cooked in the microwave.

I forgot to mention the slow cooker

Actually he gets really lairy if anyone insults him on Twitter - instead of ignoring them, he comments that he is blocking them, then retweets it - if I were that rich I really wouldn't give a shit.

Crinkle I read that interview too - I thought Claude was rather lovely!

I hope JC does get in and you fuck off to China.

Paul Daniels promised to fuck off if Blair got in. I'm still waiting.