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To be obsessed by a blackhead?

59 replies

DaimYou · 05/10/2015 21:13

DS1 has had a huge really properly black blackhead in his right ear for weeks.

He sits to my left at the dinner table in it has been taunting me.

This weekend I bribed him to let me have it Blush and in meetings today my mind was wandering while I re-lived the experience.

Where does one get help for this kind of thing?

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icclemunchy · 05/10/2015 21:14

Photos? Even better a video?!

You don't need help, embrace it GrinGrin

velourvoyageur · 05/10/2015 21:18

you tease us with a tantalising title and thread (suspense, denouement, it's all there) and then no pictures! for shame OP

CadleCrap · 05/10/2015 21:19

Open every thread that has a KLAXON. You will find your people there.

Welshmaenad · 05/10/2015 21:22

Ear blackheads are amazing.

There are great blackhead videos on YouTube...

Loki17 · 05/10/2015 21:23

Go to YouTube. Search for Dr Pimple Popper. Enjoy.

Murloc · 05/10/2015 21:26

If you're really lucky, it'll be one that keeps coming back.

lunar1 · 05/10/2015 21:33

Where are the pictures?

RonaldMcDonald · 05/10/2015 21:38
OctoberCupcake · 05/10/2015 21:45

That video is amazing. I love blackheads, and ingrown hairs. I have known to get quite shirty with DH for tweezing ingrown hairs around his jawline rather than letting me do it Blush Blush

MrsP777x · 05/10/2015 21:59

My DS has one on the back of his earlobe. I have been trying for about 6 months to get it... But he just bites me at every attempt Sad.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 05/10/2015 22:06

Yes, the klaxon will alert your people, we are many. I can recommend Dr pimple popper. My DH knows bits better just to let me at his spots (and scabs, cause I'm truly grim). We have an agreement, he can pull my grey head hairs out, if I get him spots. It works for both of us. we are going to be bald and scabby together.

mineofuselessinformation · 05/10/2015 22:11

When I was married, xh and I used to have a friend who had a massive blackhead in his ear. My hands used to itch to squeeze it....
Bribery is definitely the way op. Smile

BankWadger · 05/10/2015 22:14

I went out with a guy for a couple of months years ago. He had the most glorious looking black head in one ear. Sadly our relationship never reached the stage I could launch myself at it.

Years have passed and I hardly remember the man, but I still have day dreams about the black head that got away.

EnvyEnvy

Squishyeyeballs · 05/10/2015 22:14

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strawberryblondebint · 05/10/2015 22:16

That video was amazing. I want one of those wee tools. Oh the fun I could have

LunchpackOfNotreDame · 05/10/2015 22:24

I need one of those widgets from Ronald video so I can attack DH...

JollyGolightly · 05/10/2015 22:25

It's totally normal, you are among friends here. I think of my love of sporn as the expression of my inner chimp.

RJnomaaaaaargh · 05/10/2015 22:31

Omg that video! Some of the noses look so sore, why do people let them get like that?

annandale · 05/10/2015 22:31

Great video, though I turned the sound down so that dh wouldn't divorce me and couldn't help wondering if the sountrack included her muttering to herself 'for THIS I went to medical school?'

donajimena · 05/10/2015 22:32

Ooh squishy can you link? One of my sporn stories threads got moved to classics under my previous user name.. I would love to preen

donajimena · 05/10/2015 22:36

Fwiw I relive the blackhead that lived behind my ear for eons.. it was just a lump and I couldn't see it. After contorting my earlobe and applying pressure it yielded, black, orange and white. Its never come back..sigh..

LunchpackOfNotreDame · 05/10/2015 22:37

I think everyone has a spot or blackhead squeezing story they wish they could relive.

Mine was a cystic spot that made an audible crack as it broke and splattered it's contents. I dream of having another like that

MyrtleMoaning · 05/10/2015 23:14

DD2 had her ear syringes by the GP on Friday; he was positively gleeful, and didn't seem at all surprised that I wanted to watch.

It was huge. The size of a small peanut. I wasn't allowed to video though :(

LunchpackOfNotreDame · 05/10/2015 23:23

Dilated pore of winer. That is evidently the thing to search for on you tube

InimitableJeeves · 05/10/2015 23:36

I always wonder about the sanity of the people in those Dr Pimplepopper videos. I mean, why would you actually pay a doctor to have all the fun of squeezing those things when you could do it yourself?