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To declare it Fuck You Friday?

87 replies

Thebirdsneedseeds · 02/10/2015 17:34

Roll up, roll up, let out your Fuck You(s) here! Scream it into cyber space... I'm listening.

Fuck you morning sickness, you've made the past week with my toddler almost unbearable.

Go for it...

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TheSwallowingHandmaiden · 02/10/2015 20:10

Fuck you agonising buttock pain whilst I'm pregnant and still have four months to go.

Fuck you mners who are just relentlessly imperious and snarky and snide and superior WHEREVER YOU FUCKING POP UP. At lease I have an excuse Grin

AsYourMakerICommandYou · 02/10/2015 20:12

Fuck you, arsehole who apparently can't fit your Nissan Micra within lines of a massive parent and child parking space, thus forcing me to manoeuvre my child out of the car through the gap between the two front seats Angry

MagpieCursedTea · 02/10/2015 20:15

Fuck you woman I spoke to today for 5 minutes who managed to insult my hometown AND my Mother's country of origin in that short space of time. Superior cow bag.

BBQsAreSooooOverrated · 02/10/2015 20:17

Fuck you gossipy mums who have nothing better than to talk about me and my family. Just fuck you.

JadziaSnax · 02/10/2015 20:19

Fuck you dodgy knee. I want to be able.to walk normally instead of looking like a hobbling old fart.

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Thebirdsneedseeds · 02/10/2015 20:23

Fuck you sleep training. 30 minutes of bending over the cot humming and rubbing my toddler's chest as he screams and sobs and big wet tears roll down his poor face. And knowing I'll have to do it again and again and again, fuck you.

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CwtchMeQuick · 02/10/2015 20:26

Fuck you body for losing my baby.
And fuck you hormones for making it so difficult to listen to my best friend complain about her morning sickness. I know how horrible it is but hell, I'd have all the morning sickness if it meant I could have my baby

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 02/10/2015 20:29

Fuck you, ddog2's knee. Not content with 2 ruptured cruciate ligaments requiring two operations and 15 weeks cage rest between January and May, you have now dislocated your kneecap, had a third operation (back into the cage for ANOTHER 6 weeks, ddog2), AND developed a seroma under the incision, so poor ddog2 is now in the vet hospital for IV antibiotics.

This is a dog who lives to run, and who was just starting to get back to a decent level of fitness after all her surgery and cage rest in the spring, and is now almost back to square 1.

SeaForests - I hope you are OK. I have been where you are, and heard depression's nagging voice suggesting suicide, and I know what a place of deep, deep pain this comes from. I hope you have people around you in real life who can support you, and maybe shine a bit of light into the darkness for you. Maybe some {{{hugs}}} from a stranger will help, and if they will, consider yourself hugged.

Flumplet · 02/10/2015 20:30

A massive great big fuck you to my boss - up the arse with a big one. For screwing me over royally and for making me think you were doing me a favour.

AndDeepBreath · 02/10/2015 20:39

Thanks cwtch and I'll join in with a sad but heartfelt fuck off this Friday to the years of trying which have only given us 3 miscarriages so far. Some days I think I'm over it and then at work I'll just randomly burst into tears. It's rubbish.

Donotknowhownottomind · 02/10/2015 20:46

fuck you dh for calling me a "big fat dollop" this evening

AngryAngrySad

Purplepixiedust · 02/10/2015 20:51

Fuck you acid indigestion, for coming along just when I am enjoying a glass of wine! I am having another glass whether you like it or not ??Fuck you Britain First. You make me feel sad and furious at the same time with your fucking racist, hate filled, bigoted posts, especially the ones disguised as patriotism!

Purplepixiedust · 02/10/2015 20:52

Steps away from Facebook..

Bettercallsaul1 · 02/10/2015 20:54

Minmooch - Flowers That puts everything in proportion.

SeaForests · 02/10/2015 20:56

Thank you, STDG. A hug from a stranger does help :-)

Nectarines · 02/10/2015 21:04

Fuck your type 1 diabetes. You are shit.

Nectarines · 02/10/2015 21:04

Fuck you not your!!

TheSwallowingHandmaiden · 02/10/2015 21:08

Fuck you, Donotknow's husband!

Bettercallsaul1 · 02/10/2015 21:08

I was going to post a frivolous one but now would be ashamed to, with all these genuine tragedies. Truly the world is a vale of tears... Sad

chosenone · 02/10/2015 21:11

Fuck you exdh for texting all day to wind me up, cajole me into biting and making me feel shite. Fuck you work with your marking policy!

CainInThePunting · 02/10/2015 21:31

Ah fuck it Bettercallsaul do your worst!

NoExScoose · 02/10/2015 21:43

Fuck you tonsillitis for making me so ill and causing me so much pain! Also fuck you autism for making it hard for dd to get used to changes in routine and so is a nightmare on weekends when she's not at school. I can usually deal with this and find ways to distract her but I can hardly lift my head Sad

miaowroar · 02/10/2015 21:44

Minmooch Flowers

Fuck you aging process for making me get old and ugly and having to live the rest of my life out alone - why couldn't XH have left 8 years before he finally did (I did ask) - I might have had a chance then.

Fuck you older men - it's different for you, you all want younger women.

Fuckity fuck fuck giblets.

Bettercallsaul1 · 02/10/2015 22:02

Too sad to, Cain Sad, but thanks for the encouragement!

jeanmiguelfangio · 02/10/2015 22:15

Fuck you CFS, fuck you head cold ive had for 13 fucking days, fuck you depression, I am not as shite as you say I am. Just all fuck off. And fuck off being alone with my 2 year old all weekend whilst DH is on nights and every other fucker keeps saying yes, its the weekend. Fuck off.
And fuck off all the fucking macdonalds where I live for being fucking closed or fucking busy when i was really fucking fancying a caramel sundae on a friday night you fuckers. There you go Better, that's pretty frivolous if you ask me!!!!
that was a lot of expletives but i feel better, so fuck off if you are offended