To declare it Fuck You Friday?

[Thebirdsneedseeds]

Roll up, roll up, let out your Fuck You(s) here! Scream it into cyber space... I'm listening.

Fuck you morning sickness, you've made the past week with my toddler almost unbearable.

Go for it...

Fuck you exh, you live like a lord, yet you dont pay me what the court has ordered you to!! Look out im taking you down.

Fuck you, cunting woman. Did you honestly not realise that selling your fucking house might entail you finding somewhere else to live? You've dragged your fucking heels about EVERYTHING and it's cost me time money sleep and way too much brain space, and I still might not get to fucking move because of you.

Fuck you random staffer in supermarket leading me to a hard to find item who turned around and snapped 'keep up!' Because I was following you too slowly.

I couldn't actually keep up because I'm in chronic pain and you practically running, you twat.

Fuck. Everyone.

Bastards

An additional and supportive Fuck You to illnesses and pain. Just Fuck You.

Fuck you fear, stopping me from even picking up my knitting because Im scared I will ruin it. You are not going to win tonight and I will knit!

Fuck you trains, DS should be home now and not stuck at Crewe and making me scared that something will happen.

Fuck you Chris!

Oh and fuck you cold! Just stop it. I just want to feel well for a couple of days.

Fuck you sleep deprivation which has given me 6 migraines in 5 weeks and makes me take a week to get over a sickness bug when everyone else gets over it in 24 hours.

I Just want more than 60 minutes sleep in a one go. are you listening DS2?

Fuck you silent reflux for making one of my poor twins scream all day every day this week and me want to run away and hide

Fuck you anxiety. I am beyond bored of relying on meds to get through daily life.

Fuck you PGP, I'm sick of hobbling the very short walk to and from school, with the pain and exhaustion making me snappy with DDs

Fuck you constant nausea that renders me unable to eat more than a few mouthfuls of anything.

(However I am absolutely loving being pregnant again and the above things aren't going to ruin it for me shakes fist)

Fuck your endometriosis! Fuck you pain, exhaustion, anxiety, guilt!

Fuck you CFS/ME for stealing my life, my energy, my ability to think and speak coherently, and to do anything very much. Fuck you spinal injury, for stopping me from even picking a piece of paper up off the floor without a stupid amount of pain.
Fuck you, ex sons in law - tho other people already are.

Fuck you work payroll department for only paying me half what you should have this month. And double fuck you for knowing about it for weeks but not doing anything because 'the girl who does that payroll is away'.

Grrrrrrrrrr

Fuck you dh for being late home from your fun day out so I'm sitting here hungry waiting for dinner.

Fuck you family for not picking up the phone when I really needed to
talk to you earlier

Fuck you FIL for suddenly deciding our family are no longer worthy of cards, presents or time.
Fuck you genes for doing a good job of wrecking my DCs lives

Fuck you cancer for taking my son. I miss him and want him back. 18 months without him is 18 months too long

Fuck you, depression.

I am not going to take an overdose tonight, so stop suggesting it.

Fuck you horrible people who are determined to break me. I am now so frightened and anxious that I can barely leave the house. Why can't you get on with your own lives and leave me in peace.

Fuck you potential redundancy. I will be FINE.

Fuck you! Fuck you to hell for taking my dog. She was too young and it was to quick. Fuck you and fuck all the people who aren't animal people who don't understand how fucking much it means to lose a fucking dog. Fuckity fuck fuck you all.

fuck you everyone driving on the roads today you are all twats

especially the man in the blue BMW who drove the wrong way down the car park in Sainsbury's to steal the space I was waiting for - cunt

Fuck you dentist.

Fuck you teeth. (Oh, hold on, they're already fucked.)

Fuck you annoying people. Yes, that means you.

Minmooch

Actually, in the spirit of Fuck You Friday, for all.