Dh came into the kitchen/diner from the living room and decided to pour a glass of wine. Rather than walk around the bench he opts to lean over the table pushed against the bench from the dining room side, resulting in him standing directly in front of the main door into the kitchen from the hallway pouring his wine.
I came downstairs and walked into the kitchen and hit him with the door, thoroughly splashing him in red wine too.
He was disgruntled when I politely enquired
"What the bleeding fuck are standing in front of the door for?"
I maintain if you stand consciously directly in front of a door you should not be surprised and disgruntled if another family member opens the door, and that he should walk the extra four foot into the kitchen and pour wine like a normal person.
He maintains it is perfectly acceptable to take the shortest route and that the door opener should be more careful.
I maintain that he was justly hit by a door for being a dimwit and I am wholly unreasonable.