I swear, if that vile little shit does well in Strictly, I am cancelling my TV license.

[HookedOnHooking]

Who is with me?

And should I start one of those petition things?

It surprises me how anyone can get so heated about someone they really know nothing about. No one actually knows what went on in their marriage, apart from the couple themselves.

There is a difference though, between saying he doesn't want to discuss his marriage breakdown, and saying "Something big happened, which I won't reveal as I don't want my kids reading it. But when I tell them, I'll come on your shoe and reveal what actually happened." Said on national TV.

He isn't keeping a dignified silence or being admirable, he's implying some big bad secret to make people speculate about what she could have done, and building up to a big 'reveal' involving his kids.

Haha show not shoe

I really don't want PA to 'come on my shoe'

I'll come on your shoe and reveal what actually happened

I'll save my shoe's virtue and remain in ignorance thanks!

This thread is brilliant!

Tiggy D - I see what you did there taps nose

He's hinted, without saying it, that she was having an affair with her horse trainer. Whatever else Katie is, she's not a cheater. Her main failing is that she's fiercely loyal to douchebag men who don't deserve her loyalty.

Now I can't stop picturing Peter ejaculating on my good shoes

.

There seems to be a lot of splitting going on here with one of them (KP or PA) being the "good" person and the other the "bad" person. Considering their occupations and love of publicity I expect they're much more similar than that and saint v sinner is just a silly way to view things.
Why do some of you care so much about them though?
Do you need to get out more and read less Heat and OK?
There seems to be a lot of living your life through other people going on here and being overinvested in strangers' lives.

I assumed from the thread title that this was about Jeremy Vile who makes me INCANDESCENT with rage just looking at his stupid twatty face

I suspect that KP and PA are as as as each other. I find the accusations of him being a "shameless self publicist" hilarious.

Having said that, I couldn't give a shit.

Sparkling & Spartan (sounds like a troupe of male strippers ), I have no idea whether it was true or not. Ultimately though, it's down to the individual and I think it's cruel of him to use a woman's personal choice to points score.

KP posed in OK or Hello with a crate of, I think, SMA bottles. I suspect she doesn't give a shit about what PA or anyone else thinks of her feeding choice.

I haven't read Heat in years.

'Overinvested' was covered upthread ^

I read Heat in the dentist's last week. I suspect Peter and Katie is very old hat for them. They're more concerned with Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian's sister who's done strange things to her lips.

Do they still do 'circle of shame' Mitzy? I doubt I would know who they are talking about any more.

I'm not sure. But I'll check when I'm back there next week to read about the latest in the lives of Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift!

I have no strong feelings about The Orange One. I wouldn't say I like him, but I have no hate for him either.

Jamelia on the other hand....... I seriously considered not watching Strictly when she was named as a contestant but decided that as I always record it anyway I could just fast forward through her speaking.

He is just so EARNEST. I genuinely think he believes he is great. I wish he'd not take himself too seriously as I find him cringe inducing

And I feel awful but that Helen George reminds me so so much of a hideous woman I used to know, the affected speaking voice and 'oh my god I was good?! Noooo, I am rubbish!' when you know all along they KNOW they're bloody good at something. Argh.

He's just a Butlins Michael Jackson tribute act.