I had a lovely day out at the seaside today with my family. We'd bought fish and chips and were sitting on the sea front to eat them. There was a woman on the next bench who kept looking over and giving me funny looks. I didn't think much about it and finished my fish and chips. The funny-look woman went to her car, parked just along from the bench we were sitting on while I went for lemon tops (so we passed each other next to the car.)
She looked me up and down again and muttered something that I didn't catch, so I ignored her and went for ice cream.
Anyway, once I'd bought the ice cream I went back to the bench and handed them out, then sat down to enjoy mine. I'd had a few licks (ooh er!) when the other woman came marching over and told me I was disgusting for eating what I had, how dare I when I was already fat, and a few other things in that vein. (I know I'm fat- that's why I'm
I told her to fuck right off, of course and her husband pretty much dragged her away. The encounter put me right off my ice cream so I waiting until they were out of sight then went to her car and smeared it all over the window and under the door handles.
Now I've had chance to think about it, I feel like a bit of a shit but at the time it was very satisfying! Was it a really terrible thing to do?