To think that before discovering MN I didn't....

[zeezeek]

Buy clothes from Boden

Have any knowledge about a penis beaker

Realise that a chicken could last soooo long

Understand that there was such a problem with parking in P&C spaces if you didn't have a child with you

I was, indeed, ignorant.

And, in particular, I have realised that I have an addictive personality and my addiction is this site. To the extent that I have recommended "the other site" to my new-mum-step-daughter just so I can keep my presence on here a secret...

I am ashamed.

But I really like Boden

Oh! Before MN I had no idea the issues which might arise from calling your child's genitalia the wrong name.

My dd telling me she had an 'itchy vajayjay' got me all worried

What, sparkling?!?!?!

You didn't give any thought to 'flow'?

No, isn't it the worst thing ever hypocrites? No middle names and didn't realise they had to have matching names either. terrible all round.

That's it. I'm calling the nspcc right now.

I have told them they can choose one if they want hypocrites, but they aren't fussed.

I didn't know that people had such strong feelings about toilet brushes.

I didnt know that feeding your toddler spaghetti hoops on toast was akin to giving them a bottle of whiskey and a joint.

Don't forget anything other than a mung bean salad in a Primary school lunchbox is not allowed.

That you sob you can't find some trendy long gone discontinued shoes, lots of m'netters try to help, then someone pm's you and sells you their shoes, less than going rate on ebay, not expecting money til they're posted off, because of shoe karma

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