He's wipped his shit on my towels!!!

[WalfordEast]

Friend has decided to come to stay with her boyfriend this weekend.

Said boyfriend had a shower this morning, and obviously decided to wipe his arse on my towels. There is shit on one of them- sorry if TMI, but it's like skids, not chunks so I think it's just arse-drying-and-realising-your-arse-is-still-shitty iykwim.

Regardless, it's fucking disgusting and they were a birthday present- cost a small fortune from the white company.

AIBU to go out tomorrow and buy another and give him the bill???

I haven't confronted- but I made a point of putting the towels in the wash as we sat down for dinner earlier and he didn't even look embarrassed.

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Oh god susan

This is the best bit of all I haven't confronted- but I made a point of putting the towels in the wash as we sat down for dinner earlier and he didn't even look embarrassed.

Passive aggressive wash cycle

"well whipp my shit!

Angel Delight anyone?

Susan, what tune should that be sung to?

Fucking hell I would be so angry, j don't know how you even contained yourself to not say anything. Make sure you make him pay

I thought he just randomly used your towel hanging on the rail and wiped his butt then left it out lol
Ok retracting my last post maybe he didn't know, I always have guest towels as my older towels.
Put the towels on hot wash in white vinegar. I wouldn't mention it though because it probably was a mistake

jen "Whip my Hair" (or something similar) by Will Smith's daughter.

Lulu, I have a thing for towels and wash them on hot once a week, it's all good.
Susan, those lyrics are class.

Thanks Tenforward.

Why would you even consider risking a friendship over a towel? You sound like a new build, white walls, beige carpet, white leased Audi type of person to me.

So what if she is?

If he is still going out with your friend on his next birthday maybe you could get him this towel for his own sake

Only on the third page but im crying laughing at some of these responses. Particularly this one ^ and the pic that went with it

This thread is equal parts hilarious and vile

Its struck me that I've not been as clever as I thought,buying brown towels.
I'll never know if a guest leaves skids

I'm flabbergasted this is still going. I feel like some sort of major celebrity.

And I'm pleased report- bed sheets remained skid free, as did the towels this morning.

Salford, you know you've really hit the big time if they use it on Mathew Wright!
They always,nicking our stuff.

Walford
Obs

Yuck to brown towels - who even sells such a monstrosity?
;-)

It was the only sensible solution for a slovenly mother,and a child who doesn't understand the concept of properly washing muddy hands before drying them...

Mud. Also brown. I see, not specifically for shit-disguisal then.

White towels for the grown-ups tho?!

Pines for Anthea Turner's Perfect Housewife

No,the brown towel is mine
The kids don't care which towel they use,and what I can't see doesn't hurt me.
In theory.

:-(
I shall take you to Dunelm Mill myself when your kids have grown up! Piles and piles of soft, clean, white towels (touches self)

Does anyone else remember the thread about the Mner whose dh cleaned his arse with cotton buds and then left them lying around on tables and chairs? Ewwwwwww

Ha,yes boden.
I loved that one!