To expect him to get off mn?!

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I'm waiting to watch an episode of The Wire with him. He said, "just two mins!" a quarter of a bloody hour ago. He's reading the thread about the kids birthday party invite on fb. Should I ltb?!

Thank you.

elderly korean lady is excellent. I might have to reread it. Funny and beautiful.

the funniest part of childbirth

one about a wedding invitations where the OP had been instructed to choose 2 of her 6 children to take!

I've lost my hairbobble plate down the back of toilet, both tres hilaire and a happy romantic ending.

I really loved ekl too... Dh is getting outraged at lots of posters shitty DPs which is sweet.

Cutted up pear. That thread had me in stitches.

Those are some great sounding threads, waffly I don't know half of them! I'm going to try to persuade dh to get abusername

*user name

cutted up pear is brilliant. My first experience of a classic thread.

Yeah, don't get him to call himself abusername. Probably won't go down well.

Another bite for hair bobble plate. DH and I spent actual time mocking up solutions to that one

Oh , I thought I was missing something, I read that thread at the time.

What is a hair bobble plate???

Anything to do with lemon drizzle cake was amazing

Just read the first part of cutted up pear

'That absolute arse of a woman'...

I loved the Korean lady used to check every 10 mind for updates

Woman drops small decorative plate down the back of the toilet cistern. Woman weeps and wails and spends several hours (possibly more than a day) trying to hoik the thing out

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/636548-A-plate-has-fallen-down-the-back-of-the-loo

utter arse of a woman. Oh the shame.

I've lost the cutted up pear thread.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1301196-If-my-3yo-had-access-to-AIBU

This was one of the first threads I read here and I fell in love. Might appeal to his science-y side?

Wonky widget

"I can't control the speed on my v2. There may be a problem with the alternator. It goes haywire whenever it's taken out of its box- so fast that it actually manages to climb the walls. It often does this in stealth mode, too, so I have to keep it in sight at all times."

Please post a link to Korean lady, I'm curious.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2154580-There-is-a-tiny-elderly-Korean-lady-in-my-garden-and-I-want-to-go-out

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