Tom Cruise and new gf - 31 years younger? Is he being unreasonable?

[nigelslaterfan]

31 years? That is a little gross Tom and it says so so much about you and none of it good imo.

To be fair, nobody his own age would put up with him, so his only option is someone younger and after his pennies!

Regarding Tom being always "on" - for any Parks and Recreation fans (love love it) - I can imagine him being like Chris Traygor (sp) Rob Lowe's character!!

he is ageing well for sure but I'm not a fan of his chest

I just popped on here to guiltily admit that I really REALLY fancy Tom Cruise.

But then I clicked on that photo of his chest.

I have rescue fantasies about Tom Cruise. We meet somehow, maybe in the East Grinstead area... and I convince him to leave the cult. He becomes a British citizen and we all look out for him and protect him. He still makes great movies but he can now be himself. I like to think he might settle down with Derren Brown and live happily ever after.

here's to their happiness

Tut. Such cynicism.

Tom and Wife No.4 will be together 4eva!