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So - as no one appears to know who MN royalty are, I hereby declare myself king.

101 replies

LikeIcan · 21/07/2015 07:28

I have absolutely no qualifications for the job but hey? No one else seems to want it! Grin

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Olddear · 21/07/2015 18:23

Oh....leave some carrot crush for me

Bettercallsaul1 · 21/07/2015 18:27

Good point, well made, Olddear! (diverts thread)

CigarsofthePharoahs · 21/07/2015 18:27

Hmmm.... Can I be Oliver Cromwell?

OstentatiousBreastfeeder · 21/07/2015 18:36

Lizards, the fuckin' lot of you.

So -  as no one appears  to know who MN royalty are, I hereby declare myself king.
Bettercallsaul1 · 21/07/2015 18:36

Remember he was dug up and hanged posthumously, Cigars! Careful what you wish for! Grin

BelindaBanana · 21/07/2015 19:03

who's olivia et al?

morelikeguidelines · 21/07/2015 19:07

Can I be Michelle Obama? I like her. (pointless post)

TiggyD · 21/07/2015 19:11

I'm already Supreme Galactic Emperor. Who wants to be King? You can only move one space at a time.

SouthWestmom · 21/07/2015 19:13

OMG what is wrong with some of you? It's like being back at my all girls school and the voting for head girl.

Bettercallsaul1 · 21/07/2015 19:17

I just want to be Denise.

TiggyD · 21/07/2015 19:18

I know you are Noeuf, but what am I? Wink

MmeMimiDefarge · 21/07/2015 19:35
SouthWestmom · 21/07/2015 20:16

You are what you say you are TiggyD ConfusedGrin

Tequilashotfor1 · 21/07/2015 20:27

I'm Spartacus!

ohmymimi · 21/07/2015 20:51

Sparklearse, you say Tequila ?

Maybe your cat would suit this, then. twinkletush.com/[smile]

NeedsAsockamnesty · 21/07/2015 20:57

Well I just want to be the librarian

PuntasticUsername · 21/07/2015 21:08

I tried to write "can I be court jester?" but it autocorrected to "curry jester", and actually that sounds like a lot more fun so I'll be curry jester then, cheers.

stayanotherday · 21/07/2015 21:56

Another vote for AF.

Tequilashotfor1 · 21/07/2015 22:00

sparklearse now thats a username !

Tequilashotfor1 · 21/07/2015 22:02

JuSt looked at that website ohmy Grin

I need one for myself !!

SanityClause · 21/07/2015 22:09

Librarian?

HopOnTheMonnerBus · 21/07/2015 22:19

I'd like to be this princess please Grin

RJnomore · 21/07/2015 22:26

Can I just be a pop princess and have kylies arse please.

That would make me rather happy!

Bettercallsaul1 · 22/07/2015 01:23

We all seem to want things completely unrelated to MN royalty! Grin

RitaKiaOra · 22/07/2015 01:48

If I say I'm a ting, I'm a ting Wink
Grabbing the Crown I am a new pop princess of orange. I would have taken Peter Andre as my prince, but seeing as got hitched last week, Calvin will have to do. It worked for Fergie. beard

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