So - as no one appears to know who MN royalty are, I hereby declare myself king.

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I have absolutely no qualifications for the job but hey? No one else seems to want it!

I don't think royalty need qualifications. Just to be born into it out be willing to fight for it.

On guard!!

I'm afraid the position has been taken and I think you will find that I am Ultimate Grand Supreme Queen.

I name change too often to be recognised. Can I still apply to be a lady at court? Super!

Has to be Worra for me

I don't think so. i am the queen of queens

I am Princess Swishy-Hair of Pointlessness

Ahem.

I am a Dowager Duchess.

So there.

But you can be Priness Swishy Hair DaysAre.

If you really want

cough cough

Application rejected. It's Worra.

I'd also nominate, but not name, one of the relationship board regulars as Mother Gothel.

Aaah.

A lovely arse-licky thread.

It's been a while.

It's not arse licky. There isn't a facility to up vote threads here, nice to feedback to those who put the time in and talk a lot of sense, they are in the minority.

Here we go again.

Who is Defender of the Realm...? I vote AnyFucker

A revolution already?
I've only been king for 6 hours!

I don't think this is going to end well...

I think it's got to be a Shiloh Pitt.

Oi! There is no mn royalty, we're republicans here!

You all look like unwashed peasants to me.

Can royalty be the Off With Her Head variety?

If so, may I bribe you all with cake and gin in order to obtain your votes?

I don't even recognise most of you here.