So - as no one appears to know who MN royalty are, I hereby declare myself king.

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I have absolutely no qualifications for the job but hey? No one else seems to want it!

I am Spartacus

There are far to many wannabe Dowager Duchesses on this thread.

I said it first so the rest of you can bog off.

There's a town called Crieff up here in Scotland.

No, the old stirrers and goady types who have been here for yonks are stil around. One persons "being forthright and telling it as it is" is another persons narrow minded prejudiced show off. Don't mention the queen bee of relationships who used to take pages of waffle to promote her jaundiced view of the world, still around in condensed form, I think.

That just makes me wonder who the queen bee of relationships is? I don't know any of this gossip.

My Captain Crieff is from Wokingham though Salmotrutta.

Does the one in Scotland rhyme with grief or Fife?

Rhymes with "grief"

Is Queen of Hearts and Queen of Relationships the same thing?

Cheers Salmo

This is me

Ooh thanks!!

arhhh bollox - in that case I want to be Princess Margaret - bad bad drunky princess

I am Perkin Warbeck. Watch your backs. (Dun-dun-DAAAH!)

Ahem........................

I think you will find, I am your Queen now.

You may kiss the ring

storms Bastille

Not much left to storm!

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

(Failing that I'm an over grown weasel)

Surely Olivia et al are the actual royalty?

Nah, Olivia is just the hired help < sniffs>

Everyone knows who mn royalty are

Well someone has outed themselves by leaving a name badge on the wall in South Kensington, just opposite Queen's Gate. It had their real live name on it and 'Mumsnet' as their company. So the proximity to Kensington Palace....Draw your own conclusions. And if it's you, don't leave your name badge about!

It depends on which boards you frequent. Different areas have different prolific posters.

Its cringe when posters start declaring queens.

I may just have been on one of these threads before. I found this in my user name list

Let's face it - most of us are more Royle family than Royal family. Cup-a-Soup with a twist, anyone?