So - as no one appears to know who MN royalty are, I hereby declare myself king.

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I have absolutely no qualifications for the job but hey? No one else seems to want it!

Up the Revolution!

And who are you, larant?!

Can I be the joker??

I am a peasant.

I thought MN was a republic these days. There hasn't been a royalty thread for ages.

In all seriousness I see posters who I like, posters who I don't recognise and posters who I dislike because they enjoy being controversial and I've seen them at it regularly.

I tend to avoid interacting with the posters who like stirring it up.

I don't regard anyone as "royalty" on here.

The Royalty left with Moldies. There is no Royalty now. There's just a bunch of MNers, some of whom are more recognisable than others.

Royalty is so last decade.

I can be a Queen of people's hearts?

Dame of the British Empire here - complete with naice pearls and proper english accent.

As long as I remain Lady Plumpetta of Plumpington then I don't mind who rules.

I'm the Emperor & p/t Evil Overlord(tm) as well of MN.

I am Crown Princess in a fictional Baltic state, deposed by Nazis. I outrank the whole lot of you.

That's what you think Elisaveta. I will set my mum Princess Swishyhair on you.

I shall channel Bill Bryson and enoble self as Lady Lather of Indecision.

Can I be one of the Mad Old Dowages that are hidden away?
I'd be great at that, I've just the right temperament!!

Can I be Duchess again? Either that or Countess of Cuntflaps.

I am sending you all to the tower and claiming this thread as my own.

I am a peasant who will one day join the revolution.

I recently had a dream wherein someone told me I was 'too princessy' for my own good.

Ergo, I am Royal enough to be MN Royalty.

I wish to be known as Princess Ermintrude, please.

I just want to be a queen in peoples hearts

I'm Baldrick,in the scheme of things.

I am Her Serene Highness Princess Theresa Gustafa Bonaventura of Lichtenstein, Countess of Spondheim, and Protector-Extraordinary of the Cantons of Nimes. Who are you?

(And I'm snogging the face off Captain Crieff as we speak )

I think Daisy got there before you ghosty. Maybe you can have a duel at dawn, or whatever queens of hearts do.

Anyway, who stole my bloody tiara? I definitely had it when I was in the supermarket and now it's bloody well gone.