to think you can't get a tattoo 'to the tune of something'?

[arrabbiata]

Because apparently you can in Ibiza!

Torn between laughing hysterically, sobbing and just shaking my head in despair.

DS is suitably bashful and his siblings are in hysterics. They managed to hold it in for two weeks before clyping on his arse (literally).

Eh?

What?

What??

May I join the chorus of "what you on about?"

^^

Has he got song lyrics tattooed on his bum? Which lyrics?

He got words tattooed on his arse that you are supposed to read to the tune of Elton John

Elton John is a tune???

Do you mean song lyrics?

Eh? Are they Elton John lyrics? I assumed you meant that he had a stave etc tattooed back there, which would at least make sense, but it sounds like his arse is the right place for this particular work of art...!

Did he get Elton John song lyrics tattooed on his backside?

Which song?

I mean, not that it matters, but it would add to our amusement understanding of the situation

Anyone else hoping it is 'Candle In The Wind'?

Is it.words your supposed to read in the tune of one of Elton John's songs but not the actual words??

'hold me closer Ronnie Deila' to the tune of Tiny Dancer

He says it is actually at the top of his leg but (unreasonably) refuses to let me see it.

Clearly I'm not the only one who has no idea what this thread is about.

'hold me closer Ronnie Deila' to the tune of Tiny Dancer

That's truly awful.

Get his siblings to pin him down and take a pic

The confusion is EXACTLY what I went through when I found out

like this

Arrabbiata...your thread makes no sense...

(Sung to the tune of Copa Cabana)

Ha! This is hilarious!!!

Oh god there's two of them.

Do you think I can set them up?

OP I think it might be a thing

Think of your son as a trend setter. And at least it's on his arse, not his face....