to think you can't get a tattoo 'to the tune of something'?

[arrabbiata]

Because apparently you can in Ibiza!

Torn between laughing hysterically, sobbing and just shaking my head in despair.

DS is suitably bashful and his siblings are in hysterics. They managed to hold it in for two weeks before clyping on his arse (literally).

What if he leaves and manages Rangers next year?!

He adds 'fuck off you traitor'? Dunno. Doesn't rhyme

I know someone who came back from his lads holiday with '[name of best friend] is a cunt' on his back. So, you know, it could have been worse.

wideopenspace

Take heart OP at least it's somewhere where most people won't see it and it's on his arse not yours

Have a and forget about it.

I would leave this on in the background at every opportunity... www.channel4.com/programmes/tattoo-fixers

How can I tattoo tell you how to read it?

I'm sorry!... Exactly which planet am I on here???