to be pleased that I can't lick both nipples with little physical contortion?

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Just sayin'

I can just about make tongue-nipple contact and I have a really long tongue, I can lick my own nose.

Oldraver what is the special cock trick ?

He can stretch it quite a way in his own arse

Crikey

Yesssss! Still can. Actually can reach even further now breasts have shrunk due to weight loss. Still not both at once tho, dammit.

Oldraver do you mean like a tuck it between the legs buttcrack type of trick?

My tip - if you're trying the nipple thing at bedtime, do it before you brush your teeth and use mouthwash

Ponders the best time of day to try...

I can lick mine too!

DH was very impressed!

I can only lick my left one

My neck is too stiff to reach the right one weirdly.

My breast are so big all I have to is pick them up and put it in my mouth. 34h

I can lick mine (just!) but if I haven't been, ahem, satisfied for a while I can make myself come just by twiddling my nipples.

This thread is starting to make me and my small funbags feel inadequate. Not only can I not get them anywhere near my mouth but I now realise that I will die in a gas leak. Sob.

as the OP of the original I can confirm;

I'm not in gluey (despite being not so naice and a member of the working classes)

I bend my head forward, stick my tongue out et voila! A licked nipple.

30F cups post breastfeeding four sprogs if thats of interest to anybody

nor am I 'on glue' I have absolutely no idea what being 'in gluey' entails.

lemonade your tongue must be so long! I can lick about an inch below my collarbone with your method, and no-ones boobs are that high.

Are you Lorraine Kelly?

In the US, it was ears that hung low. And there was more:

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your back,
Like a sailor does his pack?
Do your ears hang low?

2nd verse same as first except:

Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?

Yes to this! While lying on my side, while the dcs were little, I discovered the pain that is a child unexpectedly leaning on your nipple with their elbow.

You do realise that thanks to this thread I have just glanced down at my ample bosom, stuck my tongue out, looked around suspiciously and made contact.

20 weeks pregnant and pretty certain I couldn't do this pre-bun. I don't think I'm safe from gas leaks (pregnancy or otherwise) just yet but maybe will be by the end of the summer.

I have a ridiculously short upper body. my nipple is an inch or two below my collar bone and my navel is only approximately four inches below my boobs.
pretty soon I'll probably be able to lick one nipple whilst tickling my c section scar with the other.
I'll start a new thread to let you all know when this happens.
my tongue is rather average

Not a hope in hell. How disappointing!

I've had BC & a mastectomy, so no, I can't.

and you are quite legitimately and indeed necessarily exempt from such attempts.