to be pleased that I can't lick both nipples with little physical contortion?

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Just sayin'

Well,
Mine hang low and can wobble to and fro,
I can tie them in a knot, and I can wear them in a bow,
I can hang them over my shoulder like a continental soldier,
Oh! My boobs hang low ;-)

I can, but only if I lift them. Couldn't do it hands-free. Is there any particular reason we're discussing this?

Worra if you can secure funding for this I'd lick more than your nipples

Is there any particular reason we're discussing this?
Actually it's a TAAT naughty that has lasted longer than the original thread boasting about nipple licking abilities.

I have discovered I have this highly marketable skill

Do you think I would do well on BGT ?

I am neither chubby nor big boobed but I am flexible.

Why would anyone want to? Weird shit.

Proxy Nipple Licking 101 is probably an actual course at my local adult ed college, Worra.

Tried and failed. Still given that my dog can not only lick his nipples but also his arse I'm not sure it's is a high end skill!

Any I look forward to seeing your audition complete with the bit where Ant and Dec will try to see if they also have your special skill.

Nooka if you could lick your nipples and your arse, I suspect that you would be course leader at Line's local college.

I want to try now. But I'm in a cafe having breakfast so probably not the best time.

different strokes for different folks, i can and this pleases me - however I am sorry about your neck injury, that is pants :(

Not entirely sure what prompted you to share, but thanks anyway

oh, was there are reason for the original boasting in the original thread?

I did ask the original OP if she was on glue, but MN HQ deleted the thread before she answered

However the deletion message was a very witty "Thanks for the mammaries"

Whipped them out, reached my head down, got squirted in eye with milk.

Nipples 1 - 0 Aramynta

I don't think I could. I'm currently BFing the baby though so shan't try just now. He doesn't need the competition.

so who's DH cab suck his own cock?

I'm sick of people in this bloody house trying to lick my nipples. I've got someone attached to them right now.

I'm not adding another to their number.

I was happy to reclaim ownership of mine.

I can't like my elbows either...

Or lick them!

Oh was it a yoga thread? I can see that someone might boast about being super supple. Although my niece has hyper mobile joints (they bend in all sorts of weird ways) and apparently that's a very bad thing, likely to lead to arthritis etc.

Dogs have eight nipples I think, necessary when you might have a whole litter of babies all at once. I really don't envy nursing bitches!

www.facebook.com/HoundsFirstSighthoundRescue/photos/pb.124258684407346.-2207520000.1435334364./359365260896686/?type=3&theater

Oh I thought that would show as a picture - it's Mabli (rescue dog featured on mumsnet some months ago) and her eleven puppies all scrambling for a nipple.

Well, we all know what thousands of naice Middle class women will be doing tonight after 7pm Wine O'clock...

Ha. Been able to do that since late teens. . Is this something else I have to feel shame for now?