to be pleased that I can't lick both nipples with little physical contortion?

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Just sayin'

I've got JJ cups. Since having DD I can lick both nipples with, sadly, little bending and more lifting

I wear an L cup (although am bigger) I can suffocate a grown man with my ample bosom. Should have added that to the MI5 thread.

Suffolk I do that to DP for a giggle
Aren't they bloody heavy? My back aches constantly. 32 inch back and being a size 12 means in photos I look like a fucking cartoon character and not in a good way. But at least we can lick our own nipples ( adds it to cv on LinkedIn )

Dixie

I wonder if you did smother yourself whether anyone would solve the mystery of "who done it". Maybe you could write an episode of silent witness or CSI

I definitely worry about sleeping on my back sometimes, I can get pinned to the bed!

Oh I missed the other thread. I can, though not both at the same time unfortunately.

Have lost just about a stone recently and they've shrunk noticeably, so I might check later if I still can

I grew up in a weird rural place

I grew up in Central London and we sang that too!

Mine make me snore and gag ( I've been told ) if I sleep on my back without a bra
We used to skip to that rhyme in school! Actually a small rural location too....

Ears. It was ears hanging low. You bunch of pervs.
I do remember that rhyme, Precious!

This thread is surely destined for MN Classics.

And I'm possibly drunk enough to try it tonight when he bra comes off.

I can do this I've just discovered. Not as much fun as someone else doing it though.

I can do it but I've breast fed and have boobs like sandwich bags filled with damp oats

I can do this, G cup, DH likes it

Maybe you could write an episode of silent witness or CSI

Midsomer Murders is surely better ?

While lying on my side, while the dcs were little, I discovered the pain that is a child unexpectedly leaning on your nipple with their elbow.

Well, whilst watching Graham Norton I thought to hell with the degenerative disc disease in my cervical spine and had a go.

My tongue was as close to my nipples as Scotland is to Australia.

I use to be able too, not any more too much stiffness now and I cricked my neck last time I tried

so who's DH cab suck his own cock?

My OH admits to trying but says he would need some ribs removing and he has his 'special cock trick anyway