Cor! I've arrived late to the party but in true MN spirit this is done with tongue firmly in cheek and wouldn't wish anything dreadful to happen to those I'm about to mention
So along with quite a few you've already mentioned , the ones I have to give a special mention to are
Babs Windsor...yes I know you look good for your age Babsie dear but you are no longer twenty and your voice grates ...so move along the bus.
Stephen Fry.....can't stand his smugness and he is not my national treasure...
Gino d'campo...I try and try to really like you....but something holds me back ...so when you are on I switch off.
Richard and judy....there's something morbidly fascinating about this pair. I want to switch off but I'm like a rabbit caught in the headlamps thinking ' did he really say that? Bet he's going to get it in the neck when he gets home.
Same with Eamon and Ruth...probably comes from my relate days....you have the whole marriage in front of you.
Ant and Dec ...get a special mention. I neither like or dislike although I do find them a bit more watchable on I'm a celebrity. My feeling is that they have come really far on very little talent .....and as I often say ...you can go into any bar in geordieland and find loads of lads with a bit of banter, just like them.
Sarah Millican, Cilla Black, Emma willis....the grating accents/ tv voices. We know for a fact none of you speak like that in RL luvs!
Keith Lemon....although oddly enough I find him quite funny on through the keyhole as he's taking the rise out of a celebrity's house and possessions as opposed to his own show where he just gets obnoxious.
Oh has chipped in with the fellow that does the voice over for big brother. Again he hates the put on/ over emphasised Geordie accent...ie fake
I could go on ...Miranda Hart...is she funny? Andrea McClean....Densie Welch...yes really ! Carol ( omg what have you done to your hair!) Vorderman...has she done her round the world solo flying trip yet?
Anyway...I'm going to go and do some much needed gardening while it's not raining!