to write something that could be seen as a bit bitchy in the leaving card for someone that's been aggressive, a bully, unhelpful and unpleasant

[pettywitchinlondon]

That really. The card is on my desk as I was last today, couldn't think if I should write "bye! The office will be a different place without you :)" or just leave it?

Anybody got a better one?

could you get someone to PP it for you?

I just wouldn't sign it. I can't imagine why anyone would give any time or effort to finding some kind of witty retort to put in it.

Click on the email and it will open in a new tab which you can zoom.

I once put yay! Then crossed it out. With a highlighter.

You're so lucky, I wish our office bitches would sling their hooks. I'm having a little fantasy about it now