Mine will fill a washing up bowl with hot water and bubbles, dump lots of plates and mugs in there and says he's "leaving them to soak" and they will still be there 5 hours later sitting in cold brown water.
He sweeps the kitchen floor (only when I ask) but leaves all the bits in a pile in the middle of the floor. I mean, why????
When he's in charge of DS all day he stores all the dirty nappies on top of the wall cabinet as apparently "It's easier to just take them to the wheelie bin all in one go at the end of the day."
I'm another one who prefers sleeping on my own!!!
He will put a load of washing on but will never take it out once it's done. Wet washing has sat in there for over 48 hours on one occasion.
His most commonly used expressions are, "I forgot" and "I'll do it later." It drives me mad because he ALWAYS forgets to do things and it NEVER gets done later either.
When he feeds the cats he never gets a fork to mush the food into a manageable pile within the bowl but instead just tips the can upside down causing the food to slide out in a perfectly formed cylindrical tower of meat which he then puts in front of the cats. As a result of this, all the cats can do is lick the jelly off the side of the tower as opposed to getting their mouth around a chunk of meat.
Men!!