To want to kill my dh !

[ginorwine]

Sometimes I think he's great . Good provider. Calm . Kind .
Other times I just can't bear hearing him breathe ! Feel like can't abide . Hate sharing same bed.
Is this b u or normal ?!!

Kitty my dh and a pals dh go off walking together - probably compare notes !

Cell block tango anyone?

Ha ! With u spring !

He ran into my knife... he ran into my knife 10 TIMES

Hilarious.
YANBU .
Because I feel the same

Hilarious.
YANBU .
Because I feel the same

Sometimes the sound of his slippers tippy tapping across the hard floors downstairs makes me weigh up how many years I'd get. This is linked to how much of an emotional fuckwit he's been in the previous few days though so surely there's not a jury in the land would convict me.

Hilarious.
YANBU .
Because I feel the same

Director. That slipper comment ! So funny ! Sums it up tho !!!!!!!!

My dh sounds like a tractor when he snores, drives me spare!! Then there's the leaving his shoes on the floor NEXT to the shoe rack!! Screwing up a wet towel and cramming it down the back of the radiator so it doesn't dry!!
Leaving rubbish on the worktop right next to the bin, and the worst thing........sitting on the sofa picking bits of dead skin off his feet????? I could gladly smash his face in.
why do we bother with men?????

You can say that again blessed

Mine leaves his nose hair trimmer thing charging up.. ON THE KITCHEN WORKTOP

I've had the same thought too with the snoring. In the beginning it was comforting now near 9 years later not so much. My foot quite regularly slips during the night.

Night before last was the first night ds2 (17 weeks) slept right through without any fidgeting, whinging in his sleep, me wakening regularly thinking is he going to fully waken several times. 8pm to 7am of just pure sleep. When he wakened he just lay there babbling and playing with his mobile all was lovely and quiet then dh lets the loudest pig snorting nose of a snore out of him and scares the absolute shit out of the child and that was the end of the peacefulness.

I've posted this before. There is not a jury in the land that would convict me with these mitigating circumstances.

Mine woke the baby around 7pm after I got her to sleep, 3 hours later I'm still trying to get her back again!

True Rum true

Oh I love this thread!

Mine will listen to music on Spotify via the Kindle and he puts earplugs in his ears so I don't have to hear which is all fan-fucking-tastic EXCEPT he gets so into his music he starts breathing really hard. So I'm peacefully sat reading Mumsnet or watching telly and I just hear INHALE, EXHALE, INHALE, EXHALE taking over everything else. I feel the rage when he does it.

[big grin] this has made me chuckle for the evening

Or

See that's how mine looks when I've loaded it Rum. And the fucker comes in and takes it all out and reloads it in his micromanaging anal neatfreak stylee.
And I want to kill him some more because it all washes just fine when he's working away.

My DH sneezes so loudly in public he scares the bejesus out of small children and the elderly... He regularly puts empty boxes of crackers / tubs of margarine / cartons of drink back into cupboards / fridge - oh, and he leaves the contents of his electric razor on random surfaces around the bedroom and bathroom.

Saga that is why every man should have a shed...as far away from the house as possible so they can take their fucking inappropriate breathing elsewhere.

mine leaves all his work stuff on the landing for an early dart on a Monday morning, so not to disturb me...then goes in and out the front door 4 or 5 times collecting things he's forgotten pffffffttttt

I love my DP more than a person has ever loved anyone or anything in the whole history of the entire world. Even more than Judy Finnegan loves gin.

But only between the hours of 7am to midnight. For those hours I wish things upon him that would make George Martin pale with terror.

Mine takes aaageeeees to get to the point of a story. And also makes long pauses between sentences which drive me nuts! I want to punch him in the face and scream 'get to the fucking point already!!!!!' My parents have started to interrupt him when he speaks really slowly and he interrupts them back and continues to talk