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to be annoyed about the state my toilet was left in...

493 replies

Lillamyy1 · 01/06/2015 06:18

I spent quite a while cleaning the bathroom yesterday morning, which made me even more annoyed, although I always keep the toilet clean...
A friend came round for a few hours and when her DP came to pick her up he went to use the bathroom and was there quite a while. When I went up there 10 or so minutes later I was hit by the most godawful stench, although to be fair to him we haven't any air freshened and he had opened the window, but oh my god the state of the toilet bowl! Skidder central. It was absolutely rank.
Surely it's common curtesy to flush a couple more times and pour some bleach down to try and get rid of the evidence if you've had a massive skiddy shit at someone else's house (and in fact your own house!) We have one of those toilet duck brushes with disposable heads which is in the cupboard so he couldn't have known it was there but the bleach is right next to the bloody loo!

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getbusyliving · 03/06/2015 17:48

No Crystal i'm very careful and have perfected this technique over many years Smile , actually i blame my parents, along with talking to strangers, sitting on toilet seats was right up there as a bad thing to do!

AuntOlive · 03/06/2015 18:13

Get busy- I hover too but if the situation arose where I really needed a public loo poo I would have to sit to get the necessary leverage.

Song lark- once my mum was desperate to go (although was wee not poo) and she knocked on some random house (there were no public facilities in view) and the lovely lady let her in to use her loo!! This was in Newport, Gwent circa 1990.

yoursfan · 03/06/2015 19:05

Songlark, you seem slightly obsessed with other peoples' poo. I'd see a professional about that if I were you.

Yes, if he has bowel problems he's probably used to cleaning up - with a toilet brush, like normal people. The fact that the OP doesn't have one isn't his fault. Is it now.

getbusyliving · 03/06/2015 19:14

AuntOlive the question has to be asked, if your mum had needed a poo instead and there was no loo brush..?

Songlark · 03/06/2015 19:20

yoursfan I didn't start the thread, if people have a go at me because of my opinions I will respond. I do not care what you think. A normal person would not leave a mess, no toilet brush, that's the ops business, he should
have done what ever it took to clean it.

getbusyliving · 03/06/2015 19:22

In fairness Yoursfan we all seem slightly obsessed going by the length of this thread Grin

Songlark · 03/06/2015 19:22

Auntolive she knocked on a random door to use the toilet?? I've been bursting for a wee many a time but I wouldn't do that.

Songlark · 03/06/2015 19:24

Yoursfan I need to see a professional? what a strange comment. Confused

AuntOlive · 03/06/2015 19:24

This was 'back in the day' Songlark! And in Wales. I've always found the Welsh to be especially hospitable.

AuntOlive · 03/06/2015 19:25

Get busy - only on MN can you talk about shit to your heart's content Grin

tutorproof · 03/06/2015 19:29

I did this today ??

Not at someone's house but in a hotel. Was using the public loo and did a massive poo ????????

No loo brush, no bleach, wouldn't flush away after 3 attempts.

Wrapped my hand in loo roll to try and dislodge it. No chance.

Stuffed some more loo roll on top, washed hands thoroughly, gave it one more flush and walked out.

There was a queue of people waiting to use it.

The shame ShockShockShockShockShock

getbusyliving · 03/06/2015 19:31

So true AuntOlive ??

Songlark · 03/06/2015 19:44

I also find the Irish to be very hospitable.

Flyinggeese21 · 03/06/2015 20:03

AuntOlive NASA approved solution! Brilliant.

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 04/06/2015 08:52

Wow, that portable poo thing is amazing!! Slightly disturbed that it has a multi-use function though...

RubbishMantra · 04/06/2015 09:33

Yes, do you carry a bag of shit around with you until you fill it up to the recommended weight? Imagine going in your bag for your sandwich, and pulling out your bag o' crap instead.

RubbishMantra · 04/06/2015 09:42

And I can't believe there's a product called Poo Powder. With it's own registered trademark. Grin

Topseyt · 04/06/2015 18:41

I wonder what the man would think if he realised just what a huge MN debate his now infamous shit had launched? Grin

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