To think this t shirt and slogan was off for a child?

[Bambambini]

I think it was off anyway but especially on a boy who looked about 12-14. Just back from local restaurant with my kids and this teenager's t shirt said

" Bitch, ride a unicorn ". Am I just being po faced? It was my 9yr old who spotted it and was awed/shocked.

At the age of 15/16 I was the proud owner of a 'No god but satan' and the notorious Cradle of Filth 'Jesus is a cunt' Tshirt.

Luckily my parents could see straight through my attempts to shock, and let me wear them with a "well if you get arrested or beaten up don't come crying to me"

I'm happy to turn in to my mother and if my 13yo DS chose to wear such things then he'd probably get nothing more than a raised eyebrow and the same line my parents gave me.

I ride unicorn....it means he or she is in a polyamorous relationship. the ones who are the 3th wheel are called the unicorn(s).