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to love custard

50 replies

ShouldIworryornothelp · 08/05/2015 21:24

Its great stuff

Vanillary creamy goodness

Totally inoffensive and unrelated to anything else

Great stuff

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whothehellknows · 08/05/2015 21:25

Hell no. Custard is awesome.

Lunastarfish · 08/05/2015 21:25

lol, nope but o?ly if it is the powdered variety - I'm sophisticated like that ????

ShouldIworryornothelp · 08/05/2015 21:26

Ooh you. Out. Powdered custard eaters aren't welcome round these parts.

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RingtheBells · 08/05/2015 21:27

No, the best is Waitrose Madagascan vanilla. Yum

ItsaTenfromDen · 08/05/2015 21:27

Delicious, especially with crumble

Musicaltheatremum · 08/05/2015 21:28

Crumble and custard. Don't, I'm on a diet.

Tangoandcreditcards · 08/05/2015 21:30

YANBU

squoosh · 08/05/2015 21:30

Food of the Gods.

People who don't like custard aren't to be trusted. Seriously.

dontcallmelen · 08/05/2015 21:30

No no OP tis the food of the devil
nasty gloopy, disgusting vile stuff should be an illegal substance.

ShouldIworryornothelp · 08/05/2015 21:30

Its up there with beards for things to watch out for on the list of trustworthiness.

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squoosh · 08/05/2015 21:32

dontcallmelen probably enjoys torturing small mammals.

ShakesBootyFlabWobbles · 08/05/2015 21:33

YAdNBU

Food of the gods (Madagascan vanilla) with crumble, I am thinking apple crumble or maybe apple & plum or even rhubard overthinking and now fixating on crumble

Powdered custard... I'd still go there custard slut

ShouldIworryornothelp · 08/05/2015 21:35

Is it rhubarb season yet? Rhubarb And custard.

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immortalwife · 08/05/2015 21:38

You good custard people may want to read Gail carrigers "prudence - the custard protocol, book one".

Custard is one of my favourite things ever.

ShouldIworryornothelp · 08/05/2015 21:42

Adding that to my list

I reckon people who don't eat custard secretly eat babies and stick pins in old ladies.

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LittleprincessinGOLDrocks · 08/05/2015 21:42

I made a huge faux pas today. I ordered crumble for lunch and forgot to tick custard! I was gutted when it arrived. I think the hostess thought I was mad ordering pudding without it, I didn't like to demand she find me some as I am NHS on a private ward (don't want turfing back to a room without ensuite) Wink Grin

DamselNotInHerDress · 08/05/2015 21:47

YABU.
Disgusting mistrustful gelatinous slime with a skin. Envy
Tis not welcome in my bowl.

squoosh · 08/05/2015 21:52

Did you know that Alfred Bird invented Bird's Custard in 1837 for his wife who had an egg allergy?

Now that my friends is true love!

dontcallmelen · 08/05/2015 21:53

Sqoosh I do & eat babies instead of pudding & as a side dish, stick pins in little old ladies, also hate mash & cream with a vengence < i am a dispicable human being ner ner ner nar>

londonrach · 08/05/2015 21:55

Yabu. Vile stuff!!! Should be banned!

WhispersOfWickedness · 08/05/2015 21:55

Ooo, YADNBU, custard is in my top 5 of all time greatest food stuffs.
The only time I've ever complained in a restaurant was when they didn't serve custard with crumble (literally didn't have any in the kitchen, they looked like the thought had never occurred to them Shock). I don't want fecking cream or ice cream with my hot pudding, thank you very much Angry

ShouldIworryornothelp · 08/05/2015 21:56

What an awesome husband squoosh!

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Passmethecrisps · 08/05/2015 21:58

Custard is good. I heard Vanessa felts drinks it

squoosh · 08/05/2015 21:58

dontcallmelen all you need is some custard aversion therapy. We start with a teaspoon of custard and by the end of the week you'll be diving into an Olympic sized pool full of the stuff.

TheCowThatLaughs · 08/05/2015 22:00

I can take it or leave it, but I prefer cream or ice cream

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