To wish that fireman Sam would...

[slithytove]

NOT rescue bloody Norman price. Just once is all it will take

Any characters you would happily kill off?

I sometimes fantasise about the whole of Riverseafingal being wiped out in a freak accident.

All characters from In the Night Garden....

The entire population of Me Too

YANBU!

Hate his mothers screechy "NorMan! NorMan!" So I'd pop her off.
The one I'd want to pop off is Justin Fletcher and any character he is involved with. Urgh can't stand him!

Never heard of riverseafingal. I'm guessing that's a good thing?
Can i be the first to throw in Walter and dude from babytv.

Yes, Norman price, is it bad kid or bad parenting? Or both. He has such an angry little face.

Riverseafingal is the setting of Me Too. It is like a weird version of hell.

I like Norman.

Sarah and James I'd happily bump off.

I just wish they would make the figures easier to fit in to bloody Jupiter! 'mummy can you put Sam in, get Sam out' and repeat all day long .

Saw the bottom of the legs off. Much easier.

Wtf is that post supposed to mean?

Sorry I am a bit drunk. The adults in fireman Sam seem unable to solve any problem, not necessarily fire or rescue related, without the help of fireman Sam.

Whenever a man does house work in the show, usually because the mum is busy, there is always a disaster.

I think is spare Trevor though, even though he's a crap bus driver. Has he ever made it unscathed to a destination?

I'd drop kick Ben from the special delivery mail centre into a bottomless pit (his casual shirt offends me) any day of the week and (I assume this goes without saying) Peppa Bloody Pig.

It is pretty insulting to people with learning difficulties. I have reported it, as I am sure that you didn't mean to be so hurtful.

I apologise if you are offended Jane as that was not my intention. I intended to suggest that in the children programme it suggests that the fire service are responsible for issues which are clearly not their area and should be covered by other services.

I'll second Walter and Dude slithytove

Norman is clearly Sam's love child. Look at the hair colour. Ergo, Norman is overindulged to compensate for the lack of a live-in father-figure and to assuage Dilys's guilt over that drunken night of passion

And YY to freak accident in Riverseafingal. Tsunami, Godzilla, nuclear meltdown. I'm not picky. As long as the irritating residents have a modicum of suffering.

Plus, Mike Flood is clearly a firebug. He is the one who stands to benefit most from all of the repairs and redecorating needed in Pontypandy.

Peppa pig and annoying wailing George are pretty high on that list too

I like everyone in ben and holly, they can stay
How about Stan from wallykazam? He is so miserable, I wouldn't miss him.

Nooo, DGS loves Peppa. I'm afraid she will have to be spared for a year or two until he grows out of it. Then it's bacon sarnies all round

That woman from I Can Cook. She drives me insane with all her bloody fake acting and stupid auditory. Yes children we must wash our hands now - obviously you've got dough all over it
Gives me the rage.

Norman can stay.The little wascal has spiwit. But the world would be better off without the hideous sister from Grandpa in my Pocket

Ruby off Max and Ruby. Shrill, patronising, controlling, bossy little shit.

Fireman Sam came to our house once. There had been some sort of incident in the road and a fireman came to our door to warn us to stay inside till it was sorted. I said thanks and asked, with two toddlers standing behind me, if Fireman Sam was around. He shouted to the guys on the fire engine to get Fireman Sam to wave to the children and sure enough his arm appeared out of the window and he waved. They were so thrilled.