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To wish that fireman Sam would...

76 replies

slithytove · 12/04/2015 20:12

NOT rescue bloody Norman price. Just once is all it will take

Any characters you would happily kill off?

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hazeyjane · 12/04/2015 20:18

I sometimes fantasise about the whole of Riverseafingal being wiped out in a freak accident.

Disneyfan1995 · 12/04/2015 20:19

All characters from In the Night Garden....

Luciferbox · 12/04/2015 20:20

The entire population of Me Too

DeeCayed · 12/04/2015 20:20

YANBU!

Hate his mothers screechy "NorMan! NorMan!" So I'd pop her off.
The one I'd want to pop off is Justin Fletcher and any character he is involved with. Urgh can't stand him!

slithytove · 12/04/2015 20:20

Never heard of riverseafingal. I'm guessing that's a good thing?
Can i be the first to throw in Walter and dude from babytv.

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slithytove · 12/04/2015 20:21

Yes, Norman price, is it bad kid or bad parenting? Or both. He has such an angry little face.

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hazeyjane · 12/04/2015 20:22

Riverseafingal is the setting of Me Too. It is like a weird version of hell.

hazeyjane · 12/04/2015 20:23

I like Norman.

Sarah and James I'd happily bump off.

Patatas · 12/04/2015 20:23

I just wish they would make the figures easier to fit in to bloody Jupiter! 'mummy can you put Sam in, get Sam out' and repeat all day long Grin.

hazeyjane · 12/04/2015 20:26

Saw the bottom of the legs off. Much easier.

Mostlyjustaluker · 12/04/2015 20:29

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hazeyjane · 12/04/2015 20:32

Wtf is that post supposed to mean?

Mostlyjustaluker · 12/04/2015 20:36

Sorry I am a bit drunk. The adults in fireman Sam seem unable to solve any problem, not necessarily fire or rescue related, without the help of fireman Sam.

Whenever a man does house work in the show, usually because the mum is busy, there is always a disaster.

OhPuddleducks · 12/04/2015 20:38

I think is spare Trevor though, even though he's a crap bus driver. Has he ever made it unscathed to a destination?

I'd drop kick Ben from the special delivery mail centre into a bottomless pit (his casual shirt offends me) any day of the week and (I assume this goes without saying) Peppa Bloody Pig.

hazeyjane · 12/04/2015 20:41

It is pretty insulting to people with learning difficulties. I have reported it, as I am sure that you didn't mean to be so hurtful.

Mostlyjustaluker · 12/04/2015 20:44

I apologise if you are offended Jane as that was not my intention. I intended to suggest that in the children programme it suggests that the fire service are responsible for issues which are clearly not their area and should be covered by other services.

sparklepopsicles · 12/04/2015 20:47

I'll second Walter and Dude slithytove

ElphabaTheGreen · 12/04/2015 20:50

Norman is clearly Sam's love child. Look at the hair colour. Ergo, Norman is overindulged to compensate for the lack of a live-in father-figure and to assuage Dilys's guilt over that drunken night of passion

And YY to freak accident in Riverseafingal. Tsunami, Godzilla, nuclear meltdown. I'm not picky. As long as the irritating residents have a modicum of suffering.

ElphabaTheGreen · 12/04/2015 20:52

Plus, Mike Flood is clearly a firebug. He is the one who stands to benefit most from all of the repairs and redecorating needed in Pontypandy.

slithytove · 12/04/2015 20:52

Peppa pig and annoying wailing George are pretty high on that list too

I like everyone in ben and holly, they can stay
How about Stan from wallykazam? He is so miserable, I wouldn't miss him.

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Anniegetyourgun · 12/04/2015 20:52

Nooo, DGS loves Peppa. I'm afraid she will have to be spared for a year or two until he grows out of it. Then it's bacon sarnies all round

GlitterTwinkleToes · 12/04/2015 20:55

That woman from I Can Cook. She drives me insane with all her bloody fake acting and stupid auditory. Yes children we must wash our hands now - obviously you've got dough all over it
Gives me the rage.

ElleBellyBeeblebrox · 12/04/2015 22:14

Norman can stay.The little wascal has spiwit. But the world would be better off without the hideous sister from Grandpa in my Pocket

CaptainAnkles · 12/04/2015 22:18

Ruby off Max and Ruby. Shrill, patronising, controlling, bossy little shit.

grannytomine · 12/04/2015 22:32

Fireman Sam came to our house once. There had been some sort of incident in the road and a fireman came to our door to warn us to stay inside till it was sorted. I said thanks and asked, with two toddlers standing behind me, if Fireman Sam was around. He shouted to the guys on the fire engine to get Fireman Sam to wave to the children and sure enough his arm appeared out of the window and he waved. They were so thrilled.