Was she in pain or having orgasms?

[IsSheBeingSquashed]

A friend of my husband's was boasting lavishly about giving his wife seventeen orgasms at a time not remotely jealous about not being able to orgasm seventeen times in a row, oh no I'm not

He's a hefty big bloke with a well manicured executive paunch, and his wife is tiny, really petite. AIBU to think she was probably just in pain and try to get him to shift his weight, or do people really have seventeen orgasms a time?

He sounds about 17 years of age.

Perhaps when she told him she meant 17 in the 25 years they'd been married.

And he got his wires crossed.

I remember hearing someone on a radio phone in claiming that he refused to climax until his wife had had at least five orgasms. I remember thinking that in her position I'd definitely fake it so as to be able to go to sleep. I bet that is what this one is doing.

I lost count at 23 once.
Not with a man though.

A friend once claimed every woman he'd ever slept with had had an orgasm every time. I was This fella sounds equally clueless.

She needs one of these:

What sort of bloke talks to their mate's wife about this sort of thing??

Definitely possible, but who on earth counts?!

YABU for believing what is clearly him bragging to make you think he's a massive stud.

Brilliant thread on the boring commute home. Lovin' it!

I couldn't be bothered with all that.
One will do thank you.

Interesting first post.