Call 101!

[LuisSuarezTeeth]

Now! For everything! Its all I've read today on MN.
Give the police a break for goodness' sake - weird neighbours, rudeness from strangers, missing parcels, abducted cats... Good grief.

Here is the < plate > on which to hand me my arse.

At what point did I specify lighthearted? I need to report this immediately to 101

Nobby

Ace

Arse, that didn't work.

Okay, was a bit worried there. Pictures are making me giggle though.

I've called 101 twice, once when i was threatened with sodomy and rape and once when I saw someone breaking into a school.

Suspicious sheep

Fuck sake! it aint funny

Never been so stressed in my life I just sort of say, well everyone may be a bit wrong...... I actually think that some of them might die if you cross them

Eh?