To be frankly discusted with myself.

[Salmotrutta]

For actually watching Eastenders.

And wondering who the new faces are and what's going on with Sharon and Ian.

And why did that girl demand double pie, chips and curry sauce (or whatever it was) from Shane Ritchie?

I'm disappointed in myself.

My excuse is that I have to wait until Sinday for Poldark

I can only agree with your wise words, Salmo.

And apologise for getting my weird blondes mixed up! Shazza's married to Gangster Phil, and Pompous Ian's engaged to Jane The Child-Stealer.

What happened to socially critical comedy, like Til Death Us Do Part,Spitting Image and Harry Enfield? Eh? Eh? What 'appened to them, eh? Yer 'Arold Wilson can't answer that now, can 'e?