To be frankly discusted with myself.

[Salmotrutta]

For actually watching Eastenders.

And wondering who the new faces are and what's going on with Sharon and Ian.

And why did that girl demand double pie, chips and curry sauce (or whatever it was) from Shane Ritchie?

I'm disappointed in myself.

My excuse is that I have to wait until Sinday for Poldark

Primallass - did you miss the joke?

Did you?

I'd stick to cat poo threads, Salmo They're less controversial.

You could all try watching Lionel Ritchie.

Sway Sway

Love Love

I'm no where near Tunbridge Wells wrecking

Primal - so sorry. I missed your joke.

Apologies

Bettercall - you are a very naughty girl/boy and you are not allowed out to play.

I can see this is going to be one of these confusing threads.

I must count up the number of posters Salmo hasn't insulted yet.

Me :) Better

Won't take long.

Oh, I try very hard not to insult.

Really and truly.

Ian and Sharon are related?!

I'm not sure.

I think they are sibs.

Or cousins.

Or Uncle and Niece.

Or Gran and Grandad.

Or not.

It's a family affair?

She hasn't insulted me.

Yeah, I'll beg, steal an' I'll borrow, la la la laaaaaaaaaa...

I'll piss off soon

How Sly and the Family Stone you are Better.

I don't insult many people.

Honest.

Blimey.

Where there's smoke there's fire, I think you'll find.

I am a pedant
and I liked your joke.

I liked your joke.

Am all twirled out now.

Pomposity Beale is now married to Miss Piggy.

I'm discusting, lifeless and dull. I watch Stenders I should probably do the world a favour and expire on a P&C space.

Can't answer your pie question, Salmo, as I haven't caught up on the week yet! So lacking am I in the life department, I save them up.

Don't watch it again. You'll end up a repulsive saddo like me. Perhaps.

Gralick - you are neither sad or repulsive. Soaps are very alluring.

The BBC have messed with the heads of the nation by subtly getting them keen on watching shit TV.

It's an Art Form and they have dished shit TV up for two or three decades.

The BEEB used to be good.

Where's my kiss, Salmo? There you go again, insulting people.