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To wonder why EatShitDerek aka FuckitBucket has been banned?

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Arsenic · 22/03/2015 23:27

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MythicalKings · 23/03/2015 07:07

I thought "PoisonPensioner" was yet another user name.

I have dibbs on it for my next one.

GoodnightElizabeth · 23/03/2015 07:08

Not at all Arsenic just confused! No need to be so shirty. I've spent the last 15 minutes advanced searching 'Poisoned Pensioner' to see if it's some new MN buzzphrase that has passed me by. Confused

Ok so I see now it's an autocorrect thing, and it should say poison pen, but that was not obvious to me at all until it was pointed out. Presumably it was in response to someone upthread naming a person who they loathed.

I've advance searched that person as well and it returns nothing at all.

This has been a wasted morning full of wild goose chases for me so far. Grin

mildlyacquiescent · 23/03/2015 07:08

I love EatShitDerek.

SP's posts were among those funny, interesting ones that got me into reading these forums regularly (among many others).

It MUST be a misunderstanding.

OwlCapone · 23/03/2015 07:09

The "poison pensioner" made no sense to me either. I didn't twig it was an autocorrect fail, I assumed it was some cliquey phrase I was unaware of.

mildlyacquiescent · 23/03/2015 07:10

Laughing my socks off at "poisoned pensioner," btw! Hope is DOES become a catchphrase!

Poisonedpensioner · 23/03/2015 07:13
Arsenic · 23/03/2015 07:13

Laughing my socks off at "poisoned pensioner," btw! Hope is DOES become a catchphrase!

That would cause a proper bunfight Shock

Sorry Elizabeth. My fault for posting before second coffee.

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Arsenic · 23/03/2015 07:17

What has happened Elizabeth is that someone so objects to being pulled up for bullying carers and disabled individuals on a welfare policy thread that they are now pursuing me around the boards with a personal vendetta of goady nonsense.

Which is why it makes no snese.

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GoodnightElizabeth · 23/03/2015 07:18

Ah. Fair dos. Have that coffee now. It'll be good for your nerves.

Arsenic · 23/03/2015 07:19

A return to Derek's dilemma and the realms of talk guidelines would be nice.

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Arsenic · 23/03/2015 07:19

Thanks. I will Brew Smile

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MythicalKings · 23/03/2015 07:20

Someone nicked my new name.

And Andre is shit.

Nerf · 23/03/2015 07:20

Arsenic wtf is with your campaign here? You obviously feel strongly but maybe calm down a little?

ItsAllKickingOffPru · 23/03/2015 07:20

I'm sure if she contacts MNHQ today and has a chat with them they can suggest a way forward, give reasons for Ban etc if they think that's appropriate.

Arsenic · 23/03/2015 07:21

Which campaign Nerf?

Calm down in what way?

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OwlCapone · 23/03/2015 07:22

fondles Green Ink gel pen

Nooooo. You need a proper fountain pen.

Nerf · 23/03/2015 07:23

You seem really upset and quite quick to have a go at posters who maybe are coming up with ideas. I apprecIate you and the possibly banned poster are friends but some of your responses are a bit ott.

Arsenic · 23/03/2015 07:25

Coming up with what ideas? Confused

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Psipsina · 23/03/2015 07:31

I've just seen this, I didn't know she was Derek, but I didn't really know Derek anyway, just recognised the name.

If trollhunting is bannable then I suspect that was it, as she kept insisting yesterday that I was a sockpuppet, which I'm not, but she wouldn't let it go.

I did not report this. I did report her calling someone a goady fuck because I thought it was a horrible thing to say, but now I realise it's another MN phrase that shouldn't be taken too seriously. I'm sorry if our argument has got her banned. that was never my intention nor did I consider it likely - I was quite shocked to see this thread.

No doubt I'll be vilified and castigated now as so many people like her, but I thought I would post to say what might be the reason. Her first accusation had a wink by it, I didn't take it seriously, though she did keep on about it and I imagine MNHQ took a hard line on it. I think she was just teasing (or goading!) but it was clearly just rubbish and we were both being horrible.

I shan't object if they renounce the ban, if it was this - it's no skin off my nose as I wasn't pretending to be someone else, and I think she realised that.

ArthurShappey · 23/03/2015 07:32

arsenic you aren't coming across very well imo. With your 'back the fuck off' and 'the bitches are back'.

If MNHQ have banned her and deleted her re registration with another name they must have a reason and do not need to justify it to you, to the rest of us or to ESD to a certain extent (although that would be nice and helpful because these threads don't achieve anything and often get deleted).

TiredButFine · 23/03/2015 07:32

I too am an ESD fan....to derail the conversation, I always imagined that Eatshitderek was really Sandie off of gogglebox who has a partner called Derek. They both do a fair amount of plain talking.

Psipsina · 23/03/2015 07:33

(half thought I might be banned too, but it appears not)

Psipsina · 23/03/2015 07:35

I do hope this isn't because of the 'delicate flower' poster that told ESD/FuckitBucket that her username made her feel "ill" whenever she saw it because of the word 'fuck'.

  1. I'm not a delicate flower and am unbothered by the word fuck in most cases.
  1. I didn't say that, you must have misread. We had a fairly concise discussion about this at the time.
mildlyacquiescent · 23/03/2015 07:38

Hopefully it was an overworked weekend mod who just froze her account or something.

improbablesaint · 23/03/2015 07:39

This thread will help things.

To wonder why EatShitDerek aka FuckitBucket has been banned?
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