Yesterday I tried a slice of this new fangled chocolate beetroot cake. It was like gnawing on a piece of the Berlin Wall. And there was a distinct taste of..............beetroot.
Why do people insist that beetroot cake works? The only way I can see it working is as a blunt implement with which to knock out an assailant.
I've heard rumours of courgette cake too and I have to say, I'm sceptical.