To be wondering what I'm going to spend ALL this money on?

[MyIronLung]

I received a call from the CSA today to inform me that they've managed to locate ds (3.6) father. I haven't had a maintenence payment for quite a while (about 2 1/2 years).
Payments of £10 fortnightly are going to start in 4-6 weeks with the added bonus of...wait for it... An extra 50p a week for his arrears!

I feel rich!!

Oh lord!

Imagine the things you could buy?! You will never have to work this that amount!

I get the figure of £5 every few month of I'm desperate. He always asks for it back too

Well so he should fuckitbucket. Don't you know that kids can live off thin air and we're all money grabbing harridans?!

A Disney cruise or retire to the tropics.

Sod it Piper I'll just do both. After all I am rolling in it now

Cadburys cream egg

guilty that sounds like a plan!

You could have a fortnightly splurge in Poundland with the catch up money!

Ouryve oh the glamour

Oh bugger me if ya talking pound land that's 2 two tins of monster energy drink for a quid blimey utter life of Riley love

'Ere rich lady? Toss us a shilling eh? I'll shine Yer shoes?

Kato I'm very sorry but I doubt I'll even notice mere paupers anymore. I'll be far to busy and important doing rich lady things.

Feels the need to doff me cap everytime I post in ere now

too
Stupid laptop!

Every month a lottery ticket!!! What riches await. Personally think the poundland trip every 2 weeks or a cream egg better value.

Caviar's on you OP .

I think your first purchase should be a cane and Spatz.

In my childhood i could get one kinda egg, pack of polos and some penny sweats and get change from 50p! Op invent timetravel and you right with this extra money!!!!

I'm just perusing holiday homes in the Maldives. You're all welcome (in 4-6 weeks), just don't forget the energy drinks and cream eggs.

Oh what fun!

Londonrach I'll get my,soon to be hired, team of genius scientists right on it.

Skips in with a pack of spangles and candy cigarette sweets with the red ends to pretend they were real. Feels old now oh you could get 2.5 oz of cola cubes

I remember going to the shop and buying half penny sweets. I could've had 100 of those buggers!

I hope you remember this princely sum has to spent for the benefit of your DS. Can't have you swanning around on ill-gotten gains and depriving him of his rightful good fortune

Can said child not partake in the energy drink and cream egg the ?
If not a fruit shoot and a sausage roll would soon see him right

scousadelic don't worry. I'll let him have half of my monster energy drink.

guilty X post. Great minds and all that...